Category: Funny SMS

RUKHSTI ke waqt
Dulhe ka mobile baja
Or uski BV ne boht mara

Q k,

Ringtone lagi thi,

“Dil Me Chupa K Arman Lay Chaly,
Hum AJ Apni Moot Ka Saman ly chalay…?

Height of nalaik pun…

Dad:Y didn’t u go to the exam..?

Son:Paper was tough!

Dad:Without going, how do u know?

Son:Paper was leaked 2 days ago..!

Mjh se ab yeh
“judai”
ka
ZEHaR
piya Nahi jata.
Ho Sake to
1 cup
“DOODH PATI”
pila do
(‘.’)/naaly gal sun
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Aik grm anda v…! 🙂

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
Socho!
Thoda aur….
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Nahi pata kya
Kyonki Akbar uska Naam tha

Car Se Choza Takra K
Behosh Ho gya.
Admi Chozay Ko Ghar
Laya Or Pinjre Mein
Bund kr dia.
Choza Jaga to Bola:
Haye ALLAH Jail HO
GAI
Lagta Hai Driver Mar
Gya.

Kabhi Kehte The Dost Humare,
Jaan Bhi Mango To Hazir Hain,
Aaj Apni Biwi Ko Jaan Kete Hain,
Aur Mange To Inkaar Karte Hain

(‘,’)
<)( lo Daso /|

Mera ye msg………
Aur Tumhara dimagh
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DONO KHAALI
“/(‘,’)/” MAAR TAALI..;)
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31 December ko
is Sal Karachi
Mien Loadshiding
Ka Akhri Din
Hoga!!!

Bohat Bohat
Mubarak Ho!

Congratulation!

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Baqi Loadsheding
Agley Saal
1st January 2012
Se start Hogi!!!

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

Elephant:
I help move heavy loads

Cow:
I give milk
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kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!

Boyfriend:Tumhare ghar
gaya tha..

mujhe nhi lagta humari
shaadi ho payegi…

Girlfriend: why??? mere
PAPA mile thay kya???

Boyfriend: Nhi tumhari
sister mili thi

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose
Karta Hai.
Boy:
I Love U..
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.

Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…

Ejazat Ho To khawb main
Tere Chahry Ko G Bhar K
Daikh Loon,
“DOST”

Mudat Howi In Ankhon Ne
koi “Darona Chehra
“Nhi Dekha.