Category: Funny SMS

girls are like phones.
we like to be held and
talked too- but if u
press the wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

Aap ka valentine partner bhej
raha hon ok.
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Ab thnx bolne ki zrurat nahi hai.

KouN keHta Hai k Sundy k0
Ha 14 feB or Ni MiLega date
ka BaHana,
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Sir ne kHud dia HaI cHance k
xtRa cLasS HaI BacHo jaLdi
ana.

Advantages of not having a lover 🙂
-Saves time
-Sleep well
-Don’t have to worry about how u look & wear
-Talk with all guyz/gulz
-Go anywhere with anyone
-No restrictions
-No boring sms & talks whole night
-Free of all sily fights & tensions…BONUS – live a long life….
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Dedicated to all
Uncommitted people! N lovers who r missing the real fun….;-)

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Bus Karo ab kia
ANDA de k Chup
hona hai:

Facebook fever:
Once a guy updated his status
“I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”

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After sometime

17 mosquitoes liked his status 😀

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Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant,
He Wanted To See The Menu But
He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zra”;-)

Out of all Toys in the world, people
choose
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HEART and FEELINGS to play with…!!

FUNY Question

Agr shadi ki Raat apka
bad toot jaye to to subha
ghr walon ko kya waja batao
gy?
REPLY ME
fast
Apne doston ko send kro.brry
mzedar jwab aein gy.

1Ghar se Hmesha Hasny ki
Awaz ati.
Kisi ne KhushGwar Zindgi
ka Raz Pucha.
Shohr BoLa
Meri Bv mjhe Juty Mari
hy Lag jaye to Wo Hansti
hy.na lagy to Me Hansta
hun.

Doc:Aap ko kya Problm ha?
Mreez:patlay motion,
Doc:kitne ptlay?

Mreez:Boohat ptlay

Doc:phir b kitna?

Mreez:Itne k Aap us se
Gol Gapay kha sakte
hein.

Meri SAADGI tO Dekhain zra….

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Kitana SAADA msg bheja hy 😀

Can U read fast in english!

Ok lets see

My
A my
They my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.
A my they they na
my.
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Khulay nai hain maaf karo…