Category: Funny SMS

Marzi Ki Zindgi k
7 steps
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1)studies
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2)Entertainment
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3)Good Job
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4)shadi
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5)

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6)

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7)

Bus

Shadi Ho Gai na?
Marzi Ki Zindgi Khtam.

2 Dost sfar par thay
Rastey men raat ho.
gai or wo tent laga k
so gye.
Adhi rat ko 1 ki aankh
khuli us ne 2nd ko jaga
kr pucha:
Asman ki traf dekh k bta
kya nzr ata hy?

2nd:Boht sare sitare

1st:Is sy kya pata chalta
hy?

2nd:yehi k asman khubsurt or
roshan hy

1st:

Oe Anni deya TAMBU koi patt k
le gya E

Aik FAQEER ne ghar k
bahir se Awaz lagai:

Babu ji roti milegi?

Andar se awaz ayi:

“Biwi ghar per nahi hai”

FAQEER:
Maine Roti laini hai
“CHUMMI”nhi:-

Saaf Suthra Sawal:

Jab Apko koi Bhi na Dekh
raha ho or Ap Naak mein
Ungli daal rahy hon or
Aik Bohat Mota Lais Daar
Naak ka “Chooha” Apki Ungli
pr lag jaey to Ap kahan pr
Malna pasand kren gey.??

Option A:Bed k koney pe?

option B:Sofay pr?

Option c:Kisi Dewaar par?

option D:Uski Ball bana k
phenk dein gey.?

Agr ap ne koi ans nahi dia
to Main samjhon ga.
K ap ne kha liya.

Faraz k baad ab “Nawaz Sharif”
k liye Arz Karte hain

“Ganje”Teri
Sharafat Pe kisi ko na hoga shak
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.
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Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka
TUC.
(‘,’)/
>,)] ooye
_/\_ market
ma phenk de ek dm latest aaya hai.

1 larki road p khari thi,
1 larka samne s bike per
guzra phr wapas aaya or
us s pucha

Pehchana kya?

Girl:Nahi

Boy:kya yar!
Abi to samne se gaya tha. 😛

BOy:I love U AND I want to marry
U.

Girl:Apni shakal dekhi ha?

Boy:Dekhi ha to tere paas aya hun
warna Katrina kaif k pas na jata,

Churail dy Mou waliye. 😀

Attitude of Young Generation
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.
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The Love “Facebook”
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But
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The hate to “Face” the “Book”:

Girl Status On Facebook

E’m Sad

Comments:
1.Haaaaawww! Kya Hua?

2.Hey,Every Thing Okay? Should I Call?

3.Hey, Don’t Be Sad. Tell Me What Happen?

4.Evrything Will Gonna Okay Baby, Chill

5.Wazzup Swety

6.Main Hon Na

Boy Status On Facebook
E’m Sad
Comments:
1.Rota Hi Rahiyo Zindagi Bhr

2.Kya Hua kaminey

3.Dukhi Rooh

4.Zindagi Barbad Hai Teri To

5.Pedaishi Pareshan

6.Majnu Bachi Chor Gai Kya.

Mery aziz dosto !
Zara Soochain..!
Hum Har Roz Kitne Fazool
SmS karte Hain.? . . . . . . . .
“Aaj 1 Or Sahi”:-)
Taliyaan

A naughty kid was sitting on da
Toilet bt potty was not c0ming
After many efforts he g0t Frustratd &
shouted:
Abey A ja yar,
me tjy khaa thori jaon ga.;-)

Pori dunya se sawl kiya gaya
K 4 ko 5 K bech likh kr dikhao
Chinese ne kaha: Joke
JpanESE: Imposible
USA:Wrng quston!
IndiaN:folish quston!
Uk:nt intrstd!
PATHAN bola: Boht asan
PEN LAO
Aur os ne Likh
kr dikha dia
Look. F(IV)E
World Shockd
PATHAN RockD.
Hr pathan bewaquf nhi hota……

(FW:)Kya ap gareeb ho?
?
?
YES or NO?
Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo..
Aur agr ghareeb ho to yeh msg aagay bhejo.
KHUL K MAANGO yaar
Happy
“jumy raat”.gee