Pakistani Quam kuch Arsa Baad Bijili
ki yad mein Bacho k Naam Rkha kery gi.
“Chaudhary Transformer”
” Metre Khan”.
” Haji Pakha”.
“Haji Taar Memon”.
… “Faiz-ul-Bulb”.
“Sheikh Stablizer”.
“Molana DeepFreezer”.
“Circut Shah”.
& Girls Name Shud be……
“Frig-un-Nisa”.
“Istree Begum”.
“Tube Light Bano”.
“Wiring Khanam”.
“Madam Dim Full”.
“Miss Low Battery”.
“Wapda Parveen”.
” Trip Bibi”. 🙂 Hahahahaha
A Very Emotional Msg :
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bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
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“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chodega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
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Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!! 😉
Pakstan ki nojawan nasal k bigarne ki waja?
Mobile??
Media??
Intrnet??
Nhi
10th class ki Urdu ki Ghazle’n =P
Achy se Achy Bache ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hyn 😉
Dedar ki talab hy tou nazre’n jamaye rakh.
Ghalib
Parda jesa b ho sarakta zar0r hy. . .
Girl: I’m jealous.
WHEN others Girls r looking at u
Boy: Don’t be jealous, Baby..
Girl: Why?
Boy: ‘Cause you have something that they don’t.
Girl: What?
Boy: My mOney :/ 😀
Larkiyoon or Popcorn mein kya similarti hai … =?????
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Simple …
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dono ko thOra sa jalao to munh phula kar beith jaty hain … 😛 😀
Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,
End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak
Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.
Marasiyon Ka Baap mrney
wala tha.
Mahol Sogwar tha.
1 Mrasi Bola: Welay Bethy
Aan, jidon tk Aba Mrda Nai
POli POLi tolki waja lo..
2 Khusry College se wapis ja rahy thay.
Achanak 1 gir giya aur zor zor se rone laga
Doosra tasali dete huwe bola Uth,
Abdul-Fozia, Mard ban, meri Behan. 😀
Boy: I LOV U,
Girl: Mai bhi tumse “I LOV U”
Kahu to kya karoge?
Boy: Khushi se mar jaunga,
Girl: Ja Pagle nahi kehti.
JEE Le.
“Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara…”
Do u know what is
friendship?
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khud ko zor se thappar
lagao.dard mujhe hoga.
yakeen nai hota na toh
Try-Kar lo..:-)
KIsi Ki Zindagi ki
qeemat ka andaza
uski moat baad hi
hota hai
…Jesey…
Chicken
Zinda…Rs.130/-
Chicken Karrhai
……Rs.480/-
4 Saal Ka bach aur
bachi ek sath naha
rahay thay.
Bachi:Main tumhari
NoNo pakron
Bacha:Chal pagil
apni tor tor di
ab meri bi toro
gi kya.
Kiya Aap Ghareeb
ho???
YES or NO???
Agar ameer ho to
30 ka balance bhejo.
OR agr Ghareeb ho to
ye msg aagay bhejo.
Khul K Maango^”