Category: Funny SMS

YE PIYARA SA GULAB SIRF,.

YE PIYARA SA GULAB SIRF
Ap K LIYE
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Ab IS //\\//\\ Ka
name GUlab hy to
me kya karon

Husn waLo ko kia Zarorat hy,.,.

Husn waLo ko kia Zarorat hy
sanwarny ki.

DOSto!

Hum to saadgi may b Qayamat
ki Ada rakhty Hain.

“TALIYAAN”

THANKS U
THANKS u
“\(“.)/”
beth)) jayen
baith/\ jayein
plz plZZ
peechay walon
ko b dekhney ka
MOka den.

Har khushi ko teri taraf,.,

Har khushi ko teri taraf
mor don.

Tere liye chand tak tor
do.

Khushion ka darwaza tere
liye khol don.

Kaafi hai itni ya 2-4 aur
lambi lambi chor don.?

Sialkot mai 1 Bacha peda hua,.,

Sialkot mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy,
Pedaish k wkt os ka weight25 kg
tha jo barhta gya or 30 din bad
50 kg hogya.yeh sach hai : .:
Q k
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Bacha
“Majj”
da c

Jo Moaziz Dost SmS krne ki Zehmt Nhi,.

NOTICE!

jo Moaziz Dost SmS
krne ki Zehmt Nhi
krty Unhe itla Di
Jati ha k Anqrib
Unka number Delete
krdia jaega

Q k
Muft khoro ki List
Bohot Lmbi HO
gai Hai

Meri Ankhein Rakh Lo.,.,

Meri Ankhein Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khawab Day
Do..

Jis Mein Tumhari Jhalak
Ho Aysi Sharab Day Do…

Chalo Choro Sari Batein
Aisa Karo

1 Naan, 2 Tikay Or 4 Kabab
Day Do… 😀

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<)(>
_||_ Humari Gas Nahi Aa
Rahe Meharbani Karo.

A small girl looks at her.,.,

‘A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and
asks innocently …
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“Everyday u come to meet my
brother, Don’t u have
your own
brother?”

Jis rasty pe chlo nazren,.,.

Jis rasty pe chlo nazren
jhuka k chlo

Is se na srf izzat brhti
hy

bl k

ksi k giry hue pesy milny
k b chance hota he
..Molana D_G

A Silent SMS By Ditta Mochi.,.,

Kanton Bhary Rasty Per
Kon Ap Ka Sath Dega..

Ami/Papa
No,

Husband/Wife
No,

Brother/Sister
No,

Ap Ka Lover Friend
No,

Sirf Or Sirf Ap Ki
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“CHAPAL”

A Silent SMS By Ditta
Mochi 😀

Sbzi teri ho handi meri ho,.,

Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho

wa wa

C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho

wa wa

Hm2 ki dosti
itni gehri k
Mangetr teri
ho ore us se
shadi meri
ho
Ab bol wa wa

My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status,.,

Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend’s Status
On Facebook Says:
“Standing On The Edge of A
Bridge…”

Friend:
So What Did You Comment?

Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked
Her