Category: Funny SMS

Saath Chalne k liye
Tmhara hath kaise
Thaamon”
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Aey Dost
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“Suna hai tum bathroom
se nikal k Hath B Nahi
Dhotie..!
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/)v( CHAL nikal.
/!| Gandi.hat tu
dhole.

YAAD RKHNA
ZINDAGI ME HAMESHA
2 MORR AATAY HAIN.

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SAJJA TE KHABBA.

2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k
mosam me apny kamrey me bethay
thay,
In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho
raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha
kanp raha tha,
Baap ne pucha:
tum itna q hans rahay ho? Wo bola “kuch
nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono bar isi ko
nehla dia hai..;

“Happy Winters Season.,-‘)

Democratic difference between
USA AND PAKISTAN

In USA U can Kiss in a public
place but can’t susu.

In Pakistan U can susu in a
public place but can’t kiss.

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Kuch bi nhi hy,
wese hi khara hn Q tumko koi msla hy kia?

Ek ajeeb sawal jis ka jawab na
“YES”
DIa ja sakta hy or na
“NO”
Sawal hy

Kya apne Masjid se chapel
Churana chor di hy.?
Himmat hy to jawab da.

Mujhy Bhoolny ki KHUDA kary TUm
Ko Aisi Saza
Milay.
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Zor Ka Susu Aaye Aur Shalwar Ka
Naala Na khulE.;-)

(‘,’)
\’/ Oye khul Ja
<< sim sim.

Doston ki judai mian is
kadar roye hain

K
Aanoso nikal rahe hain
raste badal badal kr

(‘.’)
<)_,--. ,LL,.,.,

Bandar Ki Beti – Papa Muje
Bhi Shadi Karni Hai
Bandar – Beti Sabra Karo,
Dulha Abhi Sms Padh Raha Hai,
Padh K Muskraye To Samjo
Rista Paka

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo
tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave
karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
“Naeei” hon

1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua
Mangne Lagi To Sharm Aa Gai
Kehne Lagi

“Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch
Nahi Mangti Bas Meri Ammi Ko
Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”

Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi
Ho Gayi.

Moral: Dua Clear Mangni
Chahiye. Kya Pata Kis
Time Qabool Hojaye

1 larki motorway road pe
teez raftar se car chala
rahi thi
To motorway p0lice ne
chalan kr dia
Police:mam ap itni teaz
gari q chala rahi hein?
Larki: sorry wo agay wali
gari me 1 khobsoorat larka
ha usey dekhne k lye.
Police:mam wo hamary
“NAME ETC” sahib ki gari
hai,khayal se drive krna
kafi lrkiyan isi chakkar
me accident me jan de chuki
hain, 🙂
(“,)
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KNOWLEDGE OF THE DAY Insan
ki Gass 2 types ki hoti hen.
1-awaz wali.
2-bagair awaz wali…
Awaz wali ko padd kehtey hain
aur bagair awaz wali phusi kehlati hay….
Padd ki koi khass smell nahi hoti ..
just like(jo garajtey hain wo barrastey nahi)…..
Phusi ki boht zehrilee smell hoti hay
just like(khamoshi tufan ka paishe khaima hoti hay)….
Baraey mehrbani dosron ko b bataen.TALEEM SAB K LIYE.