Category: Funny SMS

If u fail in exam
Dad says 3 word

ullu da patha

Mom says 3 words
hor phir bahr

Lover says 3 words

nalaiq kahin k

frnd says 3 words

bismill tusi v….!

Dabby ma Dabba,

Dabbay main Cake

wa wa wa wa

Tmaatar k Moo waly,
koi Msg to kar

ab bolo wa wa wa
plz mind zoroor krna,

Hum un ki gali se guzray
ajab itefaq tha

Unho ny hamy phool mara
gamla b saath tha

(‘,’)
/)(
_/\_ O na mar..

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

Toilet Jane Se Pehle…
.(‘,’).
/(___)
\ ./ \_
Toilet Se Aanay K Baad…
.(‘.’).
/()\
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Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum….;

“A CUTE JOKE”
1 choti si larki shop
keeper k pass gai aur
boli,

Jab mai barri ho jaun
gi to muj se shadi kro
gay?

Shopkeeper Hans k bola:
Haan ker lunga.

Laki boli:To kya apni
honay wali wife ko 1
choclate b nahi de
saktay…!

Meri ap se guzarish hu
K RAAT me
Good Night
K msgs bhjne k bajaye
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Mong phuli bhej dia karain
Shukriya

MAA:Beta kya kar rahe ho…?

BETA:parh rha hu Maa..

MAA: Excelent! kya parh
raha hai meri Jaan…!

BETA:apni Jaan k message.:)

Umeedon ki shama Mat
Jalana

Is Jahan say Alag Duniya
Mat Basana

Aaj Mood Main Tha To Msg
kar diya

Rooz Intazar mai Mobile
Le ker Mat Beth Jana.

Hum Ny Kab Manga Hai
Tum Sy Mohabbat Ka Sila
“Jaan”
Bus Kabhi Raste Mein
Milo To Chommi Shummi
Dy Diya Karo…
(‘.’)

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Ajj Titanic Ki 96th
Anniversary Ha
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Sub Pyaar Karne
Walon Se Request
Ha K Doob K Mer
Jayein
Thank You… 😀

Ap jo koi bhi ho
Mere Number pe 20
ka Balance dalwa
do, main is Waqt
BathRoom mein hun,
potti kar raha hun
or ghar mein koi
bhi nahi hai. ooper
walon ko phone kar
ke bolana hai k Motor
chala do pani khatam
ho gaya hai.
Mera Yaqeen karo main
Hath dho Aapka
Balane lota dun ga..!!!

Plzzz

When SomeOne Askx Me”Are U
single?? ”

I say”No I m I n A Relationship
With Freedom”

(‘;’)
uuffff
/\ Allah kitna
taiz hun mein…