Category: Funny SMS

Bhol Gae Ya Bhulana Chate
ho.

Door kar Dia Ya Jana Chate
ho.Aazma Lia Ya Aamana Chate
ho,
EK Msg TO kardo kanjooso
Ya paisy Bacha kr jakit
Lana

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.LL       :.,.,.,

SORRY Yaar Bohat zor
ka Aaya Tha Bus Tumhara
Inbox khali Nazar Aaya
Tu ker Dia

1 Admi University k Toilet
mein gaya,

Jab ander ja kar betha to
samny

Likha hua tha,

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Itna zor Taleem pe dety to
aj kisi

offic me bethy hoty.

Boy: Aaj accident hua .

uff marte marte bacha hu .

Dad: Tumhari he galti hogi.

Maa: Mera beta thek toh hai na ?

Sis: Bhai koi chot toh nai aie kahen.

Bro: Yar dhyan say chlaya kar .

Lover: Tmhe mera Zara B khayal nahi?

And

Friends : Ohhh Shit Biryani milte milte

reh gayi aj yar S0 freinds are forever Kaminy

“MERI”
aur
“KATRINA KAIF”

Ki
1 Aadat same hy!

What…?
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?
Na main usay MSG karta
hoon,

Na wo mujhy MSG karti
hy….

Larki set krne k 4
Tarike Hain,

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shabash*

Mulk k Halat dekho
or
Apni begairti ki speed
dekho?

Main to Bus aisy Hi apni
Bike wash kr Rha Tha
“DOST”

Ammi boli,
kamenay aj phr date
pe ja rha hy tu?

(,”)/
/)) Batao yar
_/\_ banda bike
b na dhoy.

Larkiyan Chaahey Kitni Bhi
Khoobsurat Kiun Na Hon!!
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PhOoosiyan To Sub Marti Hon
Gi. 😀
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_/\\
___))…..Phussssss
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Beth K Bathroom Mein
Sardi Ki Sard Raaton
Mein Sochta Hoon…

Kar To Li Hai Ab
Thanday Paani Sy
“Dhoun” Ga Kese?
Zubaida Aapa Plz
Help Me 🙁

Dil Tornay k liy bas
yehi Baat kafi hai

~DOST~
“The number you have
Dialled is busy on
another cal…”
Toon toon toon..!!!!

Dil Tornay k liy bas
yehi Baat kafi hai

~DOST~
“The number you have
Dialled is busy on
another call…”
Toon toon toon..!!!!

1 Mirasi Public Toilet Gaya
Or 1 Ghanty Bad Nikla.
Bahir Betha Jamadar Bola: 40
Rupey Mirasi Bola: Maula Khush
Rakhy Sarkar Tatti Kiti Ay Dubai
Call Nai Kiti.

Ek Burhi Aurat Lift
Mein Thi Achanak Ek
Larki Mehnga Sa
Perfume Laga K Andar
Aaie Or Bary Ghroor
Sy Aurat Ko Boli
“Black Cobra Rs.6000”
Or Ek Or Aurat Aayi
Or Kaha “Jasmeen
Rs.7000/ Bottle”
Achanak Lift Ruki Burhia
Ny Dono Ko Dykha Or
Awaaz Aayi “PooooOON”
Phir Kaha “MooLiyaan”
25 Rupy Killo.