Category: Funny SMS

Faqeer To Lady: Khuda K Naam Pe.,.,

Faqeer To Lady:
Khuda K Naam Pe
Baji Mujhe 10
Rupe De Do.Warna
Mujhe 1 Aisa Khofnaak
Kam Karna Pare Ga,
.
Jis K Khayaal Sy Hi
Meri Rooh Kaanp Jati
Hai,
.
Aur Mere Rongtay Khare
Ho Jate Hain.
.
Lady Khofzada Ho K
10 Rupe Deti Hai,
.
Aur Darte Darte Pochti
Hai…
Kon Sa Kam?
.
Faqeer:”Mehnat Mazduri”

Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi Ki Wajha.,.,

Teri Khamoshi Or Udasi
Ki Wajha Hum Samjh Na
Skein
.
“Dost”
.
Wo To Sham Ko Teri Ammi
Ny Bataya K Aj Teri Jharo
Sy Pitae Hue Hy
(‘,’)/
<)) Chal Chor Na Hota Hy Yar...

Lo agaey wohi din.,.,

Lo agaey wohi din
.
Wohi rangeli shamein
.
Wohi sard aur thandi
ratein
.
Ab tum bhi chaly ao
Es mosam mein na satao
.
Apni srili awaz mein
wohi geet sunao
“GARM AANDAY”

Ye Mohabat Nhi Usool-e-wafa Hay.,.,

Ye Mohabat Nhi Usool-e-wafa Hay

DOST
.
.
Jaan To De Dete Hen Magr Apni
jaan ka Number Nahi Dete!!

(‘.’)/ de de yr
/)( dono bhai
// bt krenge..
~RED EYES~

Muk Gae Aay.,.,

E

E

Ei

Ei

Eid

Eid

.

M

MU

MU

MUk GAI ….apna
apna kam kro velyo.

Pappu Roz Boss K Ghar K Samne POTI.,.,

Pappu K Boss Ny Usy
Job Sy Nikal Dia,
.
Pappu Roz Boss K
Ghar K Samne POTI
Kar K Aata
.
Boss:Yay Kia Harkat
He
.
Pappu:Tujhe Btana
Chata Hn K Bhoka
Nahi Mar Raha. 😀

You Are Fully Stupid.,.,

You Are Fully Stupid
If You Visit An Ice
Cream Shop Instead Of
A Medical Store When
Your Girlfriend Says:
“I Love Strawberry
Flavor” 😀

10 Caror Ka Sawal.,.,

10 Caror Ka Sawal
.
Ager Raat Ko Ayk
Terf Katrina Kaif
Leti Ho Aur Dusari
Terf Koi Pathan To
Ap Kis Ki Taraf Muo
Ker K Soein Gy..??
.
Jawab Lazmi Dena

A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,.,.,

A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,

Sardar:Who r u?

Habshi: I am Jack(titanic’s hero)

Sardar got confusd, ran 2 anothr
sardar n askd: Titanic dubya c
k sarya c?

So my dear friend,.,.,

He+She= Love.
He+She+Love=Marriage.
He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.
AND
He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.
So my dear friend
Be careful.

A typical student flips

A typical student flips a
coin and think.
If Head- will go to sleep.
If Tail- will watch a move.
If Stands- will listen music.
If Stays in air- will study