Category: Funny SMS

Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to party he was shocked?
other were wearing pants & shirts also…

Funny Definitions
Home: A place where you can
scratch where it itches.
Doctor: A person who cures
the ills by pills, and kills
by his bills.
Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

A foreigner had very spicy
Indian dinner.
Next morning he came out
of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why indian
use water.
Tissue Can catch fire…

Patient: Please don’t give me
the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that
kills the pain!!!!

Hi all,
Let get stupid and
Celeberate Miss call day
Send dis msg to ur frnds
n get misbels in reply.
But reply me 1st

A student wrote a letter
to his father from hostel:
Dear dad…!
No money,No fun.
Your son!
His father replied:
Dear son!
So sad,Very bad
Your dad!

Who walks with us
through the difficult part of life?
Mon Dad?
No!
Husband Wife?
No!
Friends?
No!
One and only our slippers!!!!
So keep them safe

One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM
card with LIFE-TIME validity.

age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
“GANGA JAL

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p

Are you idiot?
Why you keep sending me SMS?
Who gave my number to you?
Never message me again.
Did I ever said that.
Than why don’t you sending SMS.