Category: Funny SMS

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
Dad asked: how did u feel?
He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me
Moral: Take everything positively

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
TWINS TWINS

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

It’s the sweetest thing to do.
Do it the bed, on a sofa, in
the bathroom or anywhere!
U must never stop doing it.
It’s called Prayer! God
bless ur naughty mind.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says
‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

A chines couple,
Mr Hua & Mrs Hua
got twin babies after marriage.
They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.
Next year they got one more baby.
They named Ye-Kia-Hua

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?

Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for
3 hours but I never told them anything.”

In the corridor of a government office
was a sign board reading
“Don’t make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, we might wake up”

Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the
trouble in the flat where they
lived. The judge called for orderly
testimony. “I’ll hear the oldest first,”
he decreed. The case was closed
for lack of evidence.

Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when
you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster
at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!