Category: Funny SMS

Good news! A new way to send
Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my
feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache!

Maths teacher asked Ali
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to Rabia,
3 to Nazia and 4 to Huma then what will u get ?
Ali replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

Calendar of Love
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chatting
June = Dating
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead.

World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me… But U have
Crack jacked my Heart, Bcoz I have
a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…

Can we do romance in
the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of
kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and
Decent Girls?
Both don’t exist.

What is similarity between
Bill Gates and me?
Don’t know??
He never comes to my house
and I never go to his house
EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW…

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above…
So always Brush ur Teeth