Category: Funny SMS

Fill in the blank with YES or No.,.,

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

dropped a pooty in my eye.,.,

Birds Birds in the sky
dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows
can”t fly!

you would be my picture.,.,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would
be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

To eat sweet chocolate.,.,

It’s very easy
to eat sweet chocolate,
speak sweet words,
watch sweet dreams
but
It’s very difficult
to
find a sweet person.
but I salute you.
that you find me.

I am not rich like Ali.,.

Boy: I am not rich like Ali,
I don’t even have a bid car
like Ali. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me
more about Ali..

1990 American Bank Ny “Bill Gates”.,.,

1990 American Bank Ny
“Bill Gates” Ko 2 Lac
Dollar Ka Loan Reject
Keya Tha,
.
.
2001 Mein “Bill Gates”
Ny Us Bank Ko Khareed
Leya
.
.
Or Aj 2011 Ufone Walo
Ny Mera Loan Reject
Keya Hy 1 Rupay Ka…
.
.
You Just Wait And Watch..
(“,)
<))>
_//_
Na Na Mafi Ka Sawal Hi
Paida Nahi Hota…

When you feel neglected.,.,

When you feel neglected,
just think of a female
salmon who lays three
million eggs,
and nobody even remembers
her on Mother’s day..?

I have Lost My Wife.,.,

Man to a Lady In a Crowded mall:
I have Lost My Wife, Will you
Please talk to Me for A second
Lady: why?
Man: because whenever I Talk to
Ladies She Appears From nowhere
like a ghost…

mom, when I was on the bus.,.,

Son: mom, when I was on
the bus with my father
this morning, he told me
2 give up my seat 2 a lady.
Mother: Well, you have
done the right thing son.
Son: But mother, I was
sitting on my father’s lap.
Mother: Whaaatttt!!!!!??

boy and girl Are Fighting For .,.,

A Kid On His Way 2 Home
With His Mom Saw A Couple
Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said:
Look Mom look, that boy
and girl Are Fighting For
A Chewing GUM.