Category: Funny SMS

Kiss Is The Key Of Love.,.,

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means
more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing &
Save the world for a while…

I am just happy that.,.,

Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows
don’t fly!

Exams are like girl friends.,.,

Exams are like girl friends
– difficult 2 understand
– too many questions
– more explanations are needed
And results are most of the
time failure…

Girl before finding her Love.,.,

Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more
everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
.
After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me
unconditional, I understand &
love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes
me sad, that is ok, still he is
the best for me!
So what if he is not fully
understanding me,I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect,
I am not perfect too!

….(NO SMOKING)>>>>

Main Cigarate Kabi
Nahi Pita
.
Woh To Bus Jb Ghamgeen
Hota Hon To Ghum Bhulane
K Leay
.
Jab Khush Hota Hon To
Lutf Uthane K Keay
.
Jab Akela Hota Hon To
Tanhai Dor Karne K Leay
.
Jab Dosto K Sath Hota
Hoon To Un K Sath Dene
K Leay
.
Jab Bhoka Hota Hoon To
Bhok Mitane K Leay Or
Jab Khana Kha Leta Hoon
To Khana Hazam Karne
K Leay
.
Jb Farigh Hota Hon To
Time Pas K Leay
.
Warna Main Itna Pagal
Nae K Cigerate Jesi
Cheez Ko Haath Lagaun..!
….(NO SMOKING)>>>>

Acha Dost Tha.,.,

(‘_’) Acha
<)(> Dost
_/\_ Tha

(‘_’) Main
<)(> Ny
_/\_ Gardan Ura
Di Saaly Ki

Himmat Tu Dekho
Msg Nahi Krta Tha.
Tumhare Msg Bhi Bohot
Kam Aany Lgy Hain.
Sambhal Jao.

EK Gujjar Doodh Bech .,.,

EK Gujjar Doodh Bech
Raha Tha, Ek Angrez
Aya Aur Pocha, What
Is This?
Gujjar: This is Doodh
Angrez: What is Doodh?
Gujjar: Doodh is Produce
From Majj
Angrez: What is Majj?
Gujjar: Majj is The Wife
Of Sanda.
Angrez: What is Sanda?
Gujjar: Sanda is The
Father Of Katta.
Angrez: What is Katta?
Gujjar: Katta is Kazan
Of Wachha.
Angrez: What is Wachha?
Gujjar: Wachha is sun of
Daand (Bail)
Angrez: What is Daand?
Gujjar: Daand is Husband
Of Gaan(cow)
Angrez: What is gaan?
Gujjar: Gaan is kazan
Of majj.
Angrez: Ok. Ok
Gujjar: Je Hun V Samjh
Nai Ai Te Ja Ja K English
Language wich admission
Le le Nalaika..

JIN: Kia Hukm Hy.,.,

JIN: Kia Hukm Hy?
BILAWAL: PAK Sy
USA Tak Road Banao
JIN:v Bohot Mushkil
Hy Koi Or Batao
BILAWAL: Mere Baap
Ko Naik Insan Bana
Do.
JIN: Road Single Bnaon
Ya Double?

Sense of responsibility.,.,

Sense of responsibility: A man goes into a
Library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian looks at him & says: “Oh
Bhai wapis kon dy ga”