Category: Funny SMS

Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the
pakistan

Apni soch achi rakho
Agr kabi zameen pr
100 rupy milen to
Unko

Pocket me mat
dalna

Blky

Masjid k

Sath wale PCO se mere nambr
pr load krwa dena. 😉

Teri ek nigah se qatal hote hain
hazaron log

“jani”

Ek nazar zardari ko b dekh le…
“Teri meherbaaaaaaani” 🙂

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki
speling suna do t0u
Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum
KFC chalte hain.
Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?
Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se
boli acha chalo kahin se naan pakoory kha
lete hen…:-D

Ek Murghi ne Pak-india
Border pe Anda diya

Dono Mulk Ek Ande k Liye
Larne Lage
Faisla ye hua k jo Mulk
Dosre Mulk ki Zyada
Larkiyon ko Kiss karega
anda us ka

Pehle
Pakistani India gaein
or
20,000 Larkiyon ko Kiss kiya

Indian Excited ho k:
Ab Hamari Baari hai

Pakistani: Chal Yar tu
anda rakh le. 😀 🙂 😉

People SMOKE & DRINK for
few days & get addicted
Look at me,

I am STUDYING since £ast
16 years, but not YET ADDICTED
This is called SELF CONTROL.!
😉

Chemistry teacher: what is the
chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: whats this non sense?
student: yesterday u said H to O.:-P

Name:
peeno marasan

kaam:
jhaaro pocha

hunner:
gattr or pipe line kholna

date of birth:
10-09-85

wazan:
95 kg

qadd:
4ft 5 inc

rang:
dark chocolati
black
jagah pedaish: kachi basti

khwab
shadi karongi to sirf sms
pharney wale se

oye hoye
Muskan to dekho usk dulhe ki,

teri to lotry lag gi
“Dost”:-D

Teacher:Btao Cold Drnk Nuqsan
Deti He Ya Faida?

Student: Agr Koi Pila de To Faida
Agr Plani Pr Jae To Nuqsan;
(-_-)
<)(>
_/”/_
O my God i am so intelligent. :-O

Boy : Har Roz Subha 72 Larkiyaan
Mera Intazaar Krti han
Girl: Wah Ap to Bri cheez ho yr
KAM KIA KRTE HO?
Boy: Bas yaar Punjab university
Ki bus Ka Driver Hun’ 😉 😀

Larki>
darzi ki dukan par gayi
aur pucha”
Ji yahan galay miltey hein?”
Darzi khara ho kr bola”
Wesay to nahi miltay,
aap kehti hein to miL Letey hein.,.
😉

BAzurg kehtey hain_”

_Maa ki Dua_
-Janat ki hawa_

_Aur Abu ki Dua_
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Apna kamaa tay Apna khaa.
(‘.’) CHAL_
<).)> PUTER_
/./ kam ty Ja_ 🙁

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