Category: Funny SMS

Raat Aksar Hum Se Ye Sawal Karti Hai
“Ay HamNashin”

Kon Hai Jo Tujhy Sony Nahi Deta

Aur Hmare Dil se Awaz Ati hai

“WAPDA”
“WAPDA”
“WAPDA” 😀

Dosti” ka sara kam
mujhe hi karna parta
hai.

“Miss” B main karun,

“Care” B me karun,

“Wish” B me karun,

“Good Morning” B

“Good Night” B

“Hello” B

“Hay” B

“Call” B

“Sms” B

Chalo ab 1 kam
aap B kar do.

1 sweet c “smile” De do

😀

…,//,
(@ .. @)
(<....>)
Oye teri kheir,,
dra E dita E.

3 Banday Hajj Nahi kar Saktay!

1. Asif Zardari, Q k koi Shakhs
Apney Aap ko Pat’thar Nai Maar Sakta.

2. Altaf Hussain, Q k Haj
Telephone Pe Nahi Ho Sakta.

3. Nawaz Sharif, Q k koi Shahks
1 Crore k baal lagwa kar Tind
karwane ki Ghalti Nahi kareGa..
🙁 😉 …..!!

WikiPedia: I Know all
.
Google: I Have all
.
Internet: Without me
is nothing
.
.
Computer: Without me
u don’t function.
.
.
.
.
.
.
WAPDA: Bhonki Jao.
😉

Hm to apne doston pe
andha yaqeen rkhte thy

film bodyguard dkhi to
pata chala k bestfrnds
bhi ktne kamine hote hyn:

(,”)/0e ruk
<)/ :-O //Main khud jaoga stati0n .

Ameircan;Hum Log Jab Ghar Nhi
Hote To Ghar kutta Smbhalta Ha.

Pakistani:Ye Konsi Bari Bat Ha
Hmara To Pora Mulk Hi kutty ne
Smbhala hua Hae. 😉

Dukh is ka nhi k hamari
light nhi aa rhi hy

Khushi to is baat ki hy
k kisi ki bhi nahi aa rahi hy..:-)
(‘,’)/
<)) ./>hahahaha
Dhinka chika
Dhinka chika

Apni soch achi rakho

Agr kbi zameen pr
100 rupy milen to
Unko

Pocket me mat
dalna

Blky

Masjid k

Sath wale PCO se mere
number pr load krwa dena. 😉

LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.

1 din boht se Professors
ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,

Jb sub jahaz me beth gay
to unko bataya gya k ye
jahaz ap logon k students
ne banaya hy,

Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz
se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo
bohot pursukoon bethe thay.

Is pr un sahib se waja pochi
gai to unhon ne jawab dia k
agar ye jahaz waqai mere
students ne hi banaya hy to
phir mujhe yaqeen hy
.

.

.

.

K YE START HI NAHI HO GA..:-)

Police walay ne 1 student
ko pakr lia.

Student: Sir main student
hoon plz muje Chor dein

PoLice: Tum bina licence
k motorcyle chlate ho?

Student: Nai

Police: Larkiyon ko cherty
ho?

Student: Nai

Police: Cafe jaty ho?

Student: Nai

Police.
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student en.
PAO SALAY NU LAMYA…!!! 😉

Dad to his adopted son: What is
the extreme limit of laziness?

Son: Having an adopted son 🙂

Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir
nikla or staff se kehne lga:

Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz
or 3 tank tabah kr deay hain,
.
.
.
.
Staff me se 1 foji bola:
.
.
Very good !
.
.
.
Bus 1 ghalti hogyi apse
Pathan: Wo kya?
Foji: Ap ne jahaz b India me
he land kr diya hai 😉

PAA LO LAMIYAAN , 😀

Wo Bathroom main betha kisi Se
1 lota pani b Naa Maang Saka

“Faraz”

Kiyon k usne khud hee kaha tha
Mujh per 1 Ehsan karna
k

“Mujh per koi Ehsan Na karna”.