Category: Funny SMS

Najane Kis Baat Py Tum,..

*> >> Najane Kis Baat Py Tum Hum Se Naraz Ho

ﾤAe_DOsTﾤ

*> >> Khuwab Mein Bhi Milte Ho To,

Qaddu Jaisa Mou Bana Lety Ho ..hahahahahaa

A short walk is so Difficult when no one walks with u…

A short walk is so Difficult when no one walks with u…

But a long Journey is just like a few steps when…
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A street dog is running behind u… 😀 😉

Hamesha emotional sMs na expect kiya karen..:-P

Raat Aksar Hum Sy Yay.,.,

Raat Aksar Hum Sy Yay
Sawal Karti Hai
“Ay Hamnashin”

K Kon Hai Tere DIL Mein
Jo Tujhe Sone Nahi Deta
Or Humare DIL Sy Awaz
Aati
Hai

WAPDA
WAPDA.!

Hamare Paros Wali.,.,

Hamare Paros Wali
Buddhi Aunty Mujhe
Bohot Tang Karti
Theen,,

Jab Bhi Kisi Ki
Shadi Hoti Wo Mere
Gaal Zor Sy Kheench
K Kehti “AB TUMHARI
BAARI HAI”

Phir Unho Ne Aisa
Karna Band Kar Diya
Pata Hai Q.??

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Jab Bhi Koi Mar Jata
To Main Un Ko Gaal
Kheench K Kehta,,
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
😉

Zindagi ki race me hamesha.,.,

Zindagi ki race me hamesha
ye soch k bhago,

K,

Tum nangay ho

OR,

Peechay sary
Pathan hain,

Phir daikhna jeet tmhari
hogi sirf tmhari..

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k.,.,

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k
sochny lga,

Yar isko kahin dekha
hy’

Thori dair sochny k
baad

“O Teri Khair

ye to wohi hay
jo Mere sath us din
Baal katwa raha tha.

zinda rha to tmhara hi.,.,

zinda rha to tmhara hi
sth nibhaoun ga.

“DOST”
Bhool jaun To samjh lena
k

Bhabi mil gyi he.

(-,-) (‘.’)
<//\,,,/\.
_!!_,,_/\_
Chalo begum.

Tumhare abu kitne .,.,

A logical Answer..

Teacher: Tumhare abu kitne
saal k hain?

Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein
hon,

Teacher”Wo kese?
Bacha:jis din me peda hua
usi din
to wo abu baney.

Hmary to khwab us din hi
chur chur ho gay,
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Jb pehli bar wo hmary ghar
aae To
Ami boli
Ja putr pehn wasty pepsi ly
aa.
/(“)/
.()
// O maa ay ki kita e.

Bjili Bnd krny ki Niyat.,.,

WAPDA MAN:
Bjili Bnd krny ki Niyat:-

Niyat Krta Hon Me 18
Ghante Light Band Karne
Ki Waste Hukomat K Zulm
Ghreeb Awam pr.

Hath Mera Switch Ki Tarf
” O GAI “

Usay pehli br main ny Bus me.,.,

Usay pehli br main ny Bus me
dekha tha,
Wo mere samny wali seat pr
bethi thi,
Wo br br mujy ser se pao tk
dekh rhi thi,
Akhri us ne mujy ishara kya,
Me moqa dekh us k pas gya or
ahista se poocha
G Farmaye,

Usne sharmaty hue kaha.
Bhai aap ne shalwar ulti
pehni hoee he.

<(“.) O ShiT
..))\_   yar ay ki
..jL     ho gya.

Subha Sawere Utha Karo.,.,

Dada: Subha Sawere Utha
Karo, Is ke Bohot faide
Hain. Dekho Jo Chiryan
Subha Sawere Uth’ti Hain
Unko Keere Makore Khane
Ko Mil Jate Hain…

Pota: Or Jo Keere Makore
Subha Sawere Uth’te Hain
Unko Juldi Uthne Ki Saza
Bhi To Milti Hai…..
😉