Category: Funny SMS

Shaxpair Said:
“If There Is a Single
Dollar In Your Pocket
Then

Convert It Into Pakistani
Currency And

Buy A Pepsi Of RS.65 :-D”

Te 20 Rupy De Pakory V Lai
Lena. 🙂

*>>> Najane Kis Baat
Py Tum Hum Sy Naraz
Ho

Ay_Dost

*>>> Khuwab Mein Bhi
Milte Ho To,

Qaddu Jaisa Mou Bana
Lety Ho
….HAHAHAHAHAHA

Muna Bhai: Abay Sirkit Yay
Bata, Ager Bina Danton K
Kutta Kaat Le To Keya Krny
Ka?

Sarkitt: Simple Bhai..
BolnyTo Bina Sui K 14
Injections Lagwanay Ka Bas.

Pathan ki 2 Biviyan Larr
pari,
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
2sari boli nai Aaj Monday
Hay.

PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola:
Main kya pagal Hun Jo
juma parh k Aya Hun.,,

:”:
Aap bare “BEWAQUF’
HO.
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Jab oper bata dia ha to
neechay kia certifcate
Lenay aye ho 🙂

1 Pathan apne biwi ko
maar raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha tum isay
Q maar rhay ho ?

pathan:Hakeem ne keya c
….enu

Dwaae kutt k deni aae..

Teacher to KG class Student:
1 saal mai kitna mahine hote
hain.?

Stdnt:12 mOnth
Teacher:wow!!
Tmhe kese pata chala.?

Stdnt:
12 mahino mai 12 tareeqo se
tujh Ko Pyaarr jataOnga rree.,.

(,”)
_/((\_ dhinki
<< chika

Dost:Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka
saanp dikhane wale hain,

Pathan:Haan par main nahi
dekh paunga,

Dost:kyun?

Patan:Mera TV toh 21 inch ka
hi hai.,..

Son:
Papa main itan jawaan
kab Honga k main Mama
ko bina bataye Ghar se
bahir ja sakoon?
.
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Papa:
Bata itna Jawaan to abi
tak mein b nahi hun;-)

Aik Pathan Murgion Sy
Bola: Ager Tum Sub Ny
Kal Panch Panch Eggs Na
Deay To Sub Ko MQM K
Haton Wo Hal Krwao Ga
Jo Karachi Ka Ho Raha Hai,

Subha Us Ny Dekha Sub
Ny Panch Panch Eggs Deay
Mgr Aik Ny Sirf Aik Eggs Dea

Pathan: Tum Ny Aak Egg Keyu
Dea ,

Us Ny Kaha Janab Yay Bhi
MQM K Dar Sy Dea Hai.
Wyse Main Murga Hon.

Boy: Tumhari Judai Mein
Neend Urr Jati Hai. Chain
Khota Ha. Dil Rota Hai Dard
Hota Hai 🙁

Girl: Kamenay Check Karwale
“Dengi Virus” Bhi Aisa Hi Hota
Hai.

Chand Nikalta Hai Her
Sham K Bad

Suraj Nikalta Hai Her
Raat K Bad

Dekho!
Aaj Tum Gher Sy Mat
Nikalna!
Werna Log Kahygyn
Mendak Nikal Aya
Barsaat K Baad 😉

Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar
Aya.
Sardar: Kitnay Paisay
Rakshay Wala: 50 Rupay
Sardar: Yay Lo 25 Rupay
Rakshay Wala: Yay Keya
Sardar: “Te Mama Tu Nai
Naal Beh K Aya”.