Category: Funny SMS

1 Pagal khali paper ko
bar bar choom raha tha.
2 pagal:Ye kya hai.?
1 pagal:Love letter hay

2 pagal:Magar ye to khali
hay.

1 pagal:Aaj kal bol chal
band hy.

ZALIM SMS 2011

1 larki bus stop
pe naqaab me kharri
thi.!

aadmi bike pe aya or
kaha.!

LIft chahiye sonyo.?

Larki boli:-

Abbu me hoon…!

5 Chezein Kismat Walon
Ko Milti Hain..

1-Pisti Kutti

2-Aseel Kukkar

3-Leyaari Majh

4-Laal Amrood

Tey

5-Wadday Kanna
Wali Desi Bakri!!

Sensible words.
;-(

Wafa ki talash mein
nikla tha

Dost

Kutta dhond laya hn.
😉

Ek murghi ko kaway sy
pyar howa.

Jab murghay ko pata chala
to woh murghi ke paas gaya
or bola keh mujh mein keya
kami hai?

Smart hon,
Kaway sy zeyada khoobsurat
hon, Tumhari baradri ka hon.

Murghi Boli: Main tumhare
jazbat ki qadar karti hoon,
lekin woh air force mein hy.

HAPPY 6th September Defence Day!

Gadha B Jo Na khaye WO Ghas Ho
Tum

Stupid Idiot bakwas Ho Tum

52 Jokers Wali Tash Ho Tum

Insa B Third Class Ho Tum

Per Jo B Ho Yaar

Dost Boht khas Ho Tum.

Youn na khuwabon me aya karo

“DOST”

Hum nazuk dil k hen
khofnak cheze dekh kr
hmara traaa nikl jata ha.

(‘.’)AMiiiii
+==( )==+
! !
Bhaaoo…

Ap jesay Sust log sardium
mein kese nahatay hain.?

Sheeshay k samny khare
hote hain,
Phr sheshay pe pani phenk
k kehte hain.

“Oye mar gaye,enna thanda
pani.,.,.,.

Dil k mehmaan ban jao Aankhon
ban jao Honto ki muskaan ban
jao.

OH…!

Tusi o…?…?

I m very sorry tusi bus
INSAN ban jao….

funny truth…

No one is as ugly as
their identy card pic.

Nor as good looking as
their facebook profile pic :p

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.