Category: Funny SMS

I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying
“Sender is cool and reader is fool”
U got angry and replied
“Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”

Q: Can you do anything that other people can’t?
A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppositions.
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction now!

Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Can I go to the Theatre ? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress.
I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor the
Boys are comfortable !!

When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer.
Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

Witness: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Lawyer: “Was this a male or a female?”

Each of us has his own fear but
Sooner or later we must face it.
It takes a lot of guts to overcome it.
So don’t be afraid to face your fear.
Go ahead, take a bath.

Some times small things in Life hurts a lot…
If you don’t agree with me….
Then
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TRY SITTING ON A PIN