Category: Funny SMS

Accident took place. Crowd gathered.
Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu.
Crowd made way for him but it was a donkeys accident.

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous..
I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror!

At the beginning of relationship,
Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD,
Later somehow alphabets get reversed..

Why r there no phone books in China?
Coz there r so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.

Question: What do women and police cars have in common?
Ans: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Today is MMS day:
MMS means:
= MAKE MONKEYS SMILE =
Iâ?Tve done my part..

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine”
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar: “Pass the custard you bastard”.

What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ???
Let me tell you
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She is known as
Miss-Under-Standing.

Come here to me..
Take off ur pants..
Get on top of me..
And enjoy me until u r totally satisfied..
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Hey what r u thinking about u dirty mind
lovingly I’m urs TOILET!!!!

A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please”
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”
The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short … does not exist.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Read this fast!
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Ok!!! Congrats!!!!
U r selected 2 work at d railway station..

A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water.
Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?