Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Humain to zardari ne
Loota Musharraf me
kahan Dum tha!

Roti Kapra,Makan,
Ko to chhoro,Subha
Lotay me paani B
kum tha.
(“.)

_/L Daso yaar ini
loadsahding.

1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.

“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.

(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??

Jab Tum pe Koi Musibat
Aa jaye Tou kisi Ka Ehsaan
Na Lo Q K.
Musibat 4 din ki Or Ehsaan
Zindagi Bhar ka.

So
Mujh pr ek Ehsaan krna K Mujy
Pe koi Ehsan Na Krna:-

A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H
I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P
Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X
Y.Z
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Apny Leay
GOOD MORNING
Bana Lyna.
Main Nashta Kr
Lon.
Enjoy Loving Day
Have A Nice Day.

DOCTOR aur Allah Ko
Kabhi Naraz Mt Kro Q k,
JD ALLAH Naraz Ho To
Wo Doctor k pas Bhej
Deta Hai.

Aur

Jab Doctor Naraz Ho
To Wo ALLAH K pas Bhej
Data HAi…!

:-O Oh Ho

Teri Dosti Mein
Kuch,
Aisi Baat Hai
.
Har Waqt Teri yaad
Mere Sath HAi,.
.
Dil Chahta hai Tum
ko Tumse Chura Loon
par,
Ammi Keti hen Chori
Karna Buri Baat Hai.,.,

Breaking News:

Saudi Arab mein
tofan ka khatra.

Poora Peshawar
KHALI:

Bappu: Oy To Lerki Dykh Aaya.
Kyse Hy?

Pappu: Rang Mein Kali Or Kan
Sy Kum Sunti Hy.

Bappu: Zara English Mein Bata

Pappu: Black-Berry Hy.

MOyt K bad meri

Qabar pe mayt aana

Ay

“DOst”

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Suna hai tum Qabron

se Agarbatiyan

Churaty ho…

(-_-)

< 0>

/ /- banda ban oye.

Knowlege Of The World

1.Duniya Ki Sub Sy
Buland Building Dubai
Mein Hy.

2.Dunya Ka Sub Sy Bara
School Chicago Mein Hy

3.Dunya Ka Sub Sy Bara
Hospital Baghdad Mein
Hy.

4.Dunya Ka Sub Sy Bara
Darakht India Mein Hy.

5.Dunya Ki Sub Sy Bari
Masjid Turkey Mein Hy

6.Dunya Ka Sub Sy Bara
Kamina Aur Zaleel Insan
Pakistan Mein Hy.
Haan Wohi Wohi
“Khapay Khapay”
Wala
Naam Mat Lyna Wazu
Toot Jy Ga.

Assalam Alaikum Mere
Muslman Bha-e-o.
Zara Soochein…..!
Hum Har Roz Kitne
Fazool SmS Karte Hyn…?
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“Aaj 1 Or Sahi” 😉

Aik Mohabat He Nahi
Duniya Mein Dard Ka
Sabab
**Dost**
Darwaze Wich Ungli Aa
Jy To O V Bara Dard
Krdi Ay.. 😉

Fahad Go To New
Job 1st Day He
Spent 11 Hour On
Computer Boss Was
Happy & Asked What
You Did?

Fahad: Keyboard Te
ABC Agy Pichy Lagi
C O Khol K Sidi Keti Ae..!