Category: Funny Urdu SMS

A Very Emotional Message.,.,

A Very Emotional Message :
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bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is
Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera
Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
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“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon
say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chorega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
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Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!!

Pakistani Quam kuch Arsa Baad.,.,

Pakistani Quam kuch Arsa Baad
Bijili ki yad mein Bacho k Naam
Rkha kery gi.
“Chaudhary Transformer”
” Metre Khan”.
” Haji Pakha”.
“Haji Taar Memon”.
… “Faiz-ul-Bulb”.
“Sheikh Stablizer”.
“Molana DeepFreezer”.
“Circut Shah”.
& Girls Name Shud be……
“Frig-un-Nisa”.
“Istree Begum”.
“Tube Light Bano”.
“Wiring Khanam”.
“Madam Dim Full”.
“Miss Low Battery”.
“Wapda Parveen”.
” Trip Bibi”. Hahahahaha

Larki Ne Ek Car Ko Hath De Kar,.,

Larki Ne Ek Car Ko Hath De Kar
Roka

QareeB AaNaY Pe Boli

SorY Main Samjhi Texi Hai

Driver Muskra Kar Bola
kamal hai,
“Main Bhi Yehi Samjha tha.;

Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?

Father:
Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
Mujy Dost Samaj Kr batao
Son:
Kuch Nhi yaar Sabzi K Paiso Se
Apni Wali Ko Load Krwa Diya To
Teri Wali Ne Boht Mara.

Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye,.,

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur
hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.

Larki walay:
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

Agar Koi pyari si Larki,.,.

*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen

1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

dil se dil laga kar,.,

dil se dil laga kar
bhi dekh,

meri yaad mein aansoo
bahakar bhi dekh,

SMS kya CALL bhi
karenge,

ek baar mere mobile ka
bill chuka kar bhi dekh……

Dil to kehta hai k ,.,.,.

Dil to kehta hai k chhor jaon
yeh DUNiYA
“””…MAGAR…”””
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k hAley
tey mera viyah wi ni hoya.

Meri her khata ko maaf kar dena.,..

Meri her khata ko maaf kar
dena ye soch kr.,

“Dost”

Shayd k ye meri zindagi ka
akhri Saal ho.
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Pakistan me yar;)
Tusi foran e maar deya
kro…

HUm NyTanhai Mei Bhi,.,.,

HUm NyTanhai Mei Bhi Sirf
Tm ko chaha Hai,
“DOST”
Warna log To Tanhai Mein
Nargis ki CD Lga Lety
Hain.
/(‘_’)/
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Ve gujra ve
😉

1 Chor Ne apni Mangetar ,.,.,

1 Chor Ne apni Mangetar
Ko Gold Ka Set Diya.

Mangetar(khushi se):
“Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat
Kya Ha”?

Chor:
“3 Saal Qaid Tay
Littar Wakhray”…!!

Cycle Ka Break Haath Mein.,.,

Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath
mein Lekar Naach Raha tha.

2nd Khan:
O Khocha Ye Kya Karti Hai…?

Pathan:
BREAK DANCE.. 😉