Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Life main
=Pais
=Pyar
=Dost
=Izzat
Sab aate Jate rehte Hain.
Par
Tootay Huwe Daant Kabhi Wapas
nahi aate.

Is liye iZzat say sms Karte raha
karo.

Dost Or Lover me kya Farq
Hy.?

Lover:
Janu Bike Ahista Chlao Accident
Ho Jaye ga…

Dost:
Chwla race day agy Cultus vich
Bachiyan ne…

Manzil Qareeb Dkh K
Mutmain Na Hona.

Aksar TATI Nikal Jati
Hy.
Bathroom Ponhanchne Se
Pehle:)

(‘,’)>Sub Chor Bas Misaal
Dekh tu….

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun
Chair Se Takra K Gir Gya,

Dulhan (Ghabra k)Waqas Bhai
Aaram Se…

MORAL:Or Kro CznO sy Shadi:-)

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

Yeh naya injection
—<'_'_'_'_'_']==() khaas unke liye jo SMS nhi krte, Iske lagte hi sari knjusi ke keere maar jayege. Jab asar krne lage to reply kr dena.

Teri meri
Meri teri
.

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.
Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman

Mombati jala kr geo

Peer:Bata agr koi Mannat
mangni ha to bta do.

Mureed:Plz mujhe phir se
unmarried wail zindagi day
dein.

Peer:Beta ‘Mannat’maango
‘Jannat’na maango..

Karachi k Halaat To Ab Aise Ho
Gae Hen.

“DOST”

50 Rupe ki Goli
10 Rupe ki Bori
05 Rupe ki Dori

65 Rupe ma Banda
Pack

Yani
Pepsi
or
Banda
1 Hi Qeemt Me-“

Happy Puttar day!

Is din hr baap ko apne
Puttar ki yad ati ha.

Is liy mjhe b tumari yad
i Ab ye sms mjhe hi send
kr k abu k sath begerti na
krna,
MIss U beta.

AAJKAL ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja?
Mobile??
Media??
Intrnet??
Nahi
10th class ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-)
Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq
Bna dti hen:-)
EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab he to Nazre
Jamaye Rakh
Ghalib…
Parda ho ya naqab, Sarakta
Zaroor hy

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine
mein dekh li aur usne suicide
kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum
kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge
plz plz plz promise me plz…