Category: Funny Urdu SMS

“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ”
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Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska
name “Lala Mussa” hy.
Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa
hai jo andy deta hai..
(Astaghfirullah)
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Wo b
100 Rupy Darjan… 😉 =D

Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..

‎3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??

Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.

Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,

Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:- 🙂

‎1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.

“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.

(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen _/\_ kya??

Agr hota yaqeen tere milne ka khawb me ay dost…..

To ham soney se pehle aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai.

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:

1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.

2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..

4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
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Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. OooPPSSS

Ktne Ghuroor Main Hai Wo Mjhay Tanha Chor K

“Faraz”

Unhain Maloom Nahi Mery Pas Or B lash pash larkio K Number Hain

(,”)/

/) ( Ja garak hoja

,/¡_ sali tm

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?

Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..

Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…

1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncle jab main bari
ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay

Dukandar: mazak sy han bachi to ap apni hony
wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay?

Hum Kisi ki Dosti k muntazir nahi hain,

‘Faraz’

Jo Humain chor kr jaye ga Wo INSHaLLAH
Ramaan main Sahri time peeppa hi Wajaey ga…