Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Pyar me
Zuban
chup ho to
Ankhen
Bolti H

Ankhen
chup hon to
Hont
Bolte H

Hont
chup ho to
Dil Bolta H
Or agr Dil
chup ho to
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Molvi bolta H
“4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza frz-e-kfaya”
“ALLAH O AKBAR”
GAME OVER!

Shadi se phele Ka
PYAR:
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“Janu Tum Nahi
To Main Nahi
OR
Main Nahi
To Tum NAhi”
AUR
Shadi K Bad Ka
Pyar:
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“KAMINI”
Aaj Tu Nahi
YA Main Nahi….

Sb Kuch Mil Jata Hy
Esi Dunia ME….

.Faqat 1 Wo Shakhs Nahi
Milta .
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Jo itnay Fazool MSG Krta
Hy….
(,”)
<))>
/L
Putar 1 Wari Lab te Sai….

facebook K bad Dunia Ka Dusra bra
Social network jahan ap Daliy hazaro
new logo s mil skte hen
OR
Dosti Kr skte hain…
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CNG Station…

“Mukhlis Dost K andar Piyar aese chupa
hota hay,
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Jaisy,
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Amrood
K andar “Keera” 😀

Sub Chor example Daikh Yaar 😉

Ghreeb Bacha:
Train Kiny wajy jani A?
TT: 9wajy
bacha:Local?
TT: 1wajy
bacha:Maal Gaari?
TT: 12wajy
TT:Jana kithe E?
Bacha: kithe v nai.
Patri te tatti krni c.

1 frnd to 2nd frnd.!
yar mere abu mere sath kharey hein tu ja
or jaldi se mera rsult dekh kr ana, ,
agr 1 me fail hua to kehna 1 muslim tum ko salam kehta ha,
or agr 2 me to kehna 2 muslmeen salam kehte hn.
Frnd gia or wapis a kr bola,
Puri umat-e-muslma tumain salam kehti ha…;s

Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
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Mera agla target 14 feb hy 😛
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…:-P

“SONEHRI BAAT”

“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo

Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..

Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….

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From

Apka apna

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Rehman malik

smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS

Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi

“D_G”

Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:

Ezcuze me…..

“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(

Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga

OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi

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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……