Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon
OR
lrkiyun ko milta Hai…
5 Second baad unka mobile off ho jata
hai….

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Nahi howa??

Khodsurat hote to ho jata na.!
Mera to 2 Din tak off raha tha..!!

Usne kahaa- mohabbat ki
sazaa do mujhe…!
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Maine ja k uske papa ko
bta diya
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kasam se khoob piti :p

Is Ramazan Pepsi 65 ki miley na miley
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100 k recharge pe 65 zarur milein
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Hostel student to his frnd:”yaar
dhoka ho gaya..
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Frnd:”kya ho gaya.. ??
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Student:”yaar ghar se books ke
liye paise mangaye the,
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Gharwalo ne books hi bhej di… 😮 :/ 😀 :v :p

Jis Din Se uS Bewafa Na Mujhe Chora
Hai…
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“D_G”
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Yaqeen Karo..
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Mobile Ki Battery 3,4Din aaram se chal
jati hai….

Pakistan ki Nojwaan Nasal K Bigarny ki Waja?

Mobile??

Media??

Internet??

Nahi

10th,11th,12th class ki Urdu ki Ghazlain..

Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq Bna deti hain..

EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab hy to Nazrain Jamaye Rakh Ghalib…
Parda ho ya naqab,
Sarakta Zaroor hy…
(‘.’)
<))> Hun dass..
_//_ Ghalib vi apnay waqt da imran hashmi c.

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,

Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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Aglay din karenGe,
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Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(

Maff karna Dost Kuch dino se apko msg nahi kiya,
police na pakar liya tha
“Qatal ka Case me”
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mana 1 larki se kaha”I LOve YOU”
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Sali khushi se mar gai.

Har maa ki 1 hi dua..
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Aag lag jaye tumhare is phone ko 24 ghante tuk
tuk tuk tuk…:p :O 😀

Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..

Wo Talwar Liye mere Peeche
bhaag rahi hai…
“D_G”
Main ne to mazaq me kaha tha..
Dil Cheer K Dekh tere hi Name Hoga..
(‘_’)/
//NSS OOye.
_//_Aashqa

Plz is Post ko Pora Mat Parhna nichy kuch Ulta Seeda likha hua ha.
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Ulta Seeda !

Kya Faida yahan Dunya Me itni Sari Larkiyon ka
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“D_G”
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Hasti Sab Hain..
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Phansti aiK B Nahi.