Category: Funny Urdu SMS

“Dil to Chahta ha K jo aap Se Zyada
Khubsurat hay Usay jaan Se maar
Doon”

“D_G”

Lekin
Kya karoon?
Islam main khud kushi bi to haram hay :-

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
“Sending Fail ”
kar doon..

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¡) _/)
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>””””<<""" < Boht Bura Khwab Tha Astagfar Ay Parwardigar Hmare Gunah Mauf Frma. Khwab Me Dekha k 100 k load pe 10 rupy aye hain...:p

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..
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Kuch samajh mai aya??
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Nahi na?

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Kadi thandi Coke peeti hovay te pata lagy na..
(‘.”)/ Lal sharbat
<).( peen waleyo! / ¡

Jab kutte ki mout aati hai…
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To wo Marr hi jata hai..

Faltu me har baat me twist
dhundhne ki aadat padi hai tumhe..

Agr Apko Afsos hy K Apki Life
ma apka Koi Intazar
krne Wala Nahi Ha.
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To 1 Kam Karen,
30 mint K Lye
Bathroom ma ja kr
Beth jayen.
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Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
<)(>
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O Nikal Nahi to mari Nikal Jay gi.

Larki Darzi ki Dukan pr gai
or
pocha
G yahan Galy milty hain.
Darzi khara ho kr bola
Bismillah je
Wesy to ni milty Ap kehti
hain to mil lete hain….

Ek baar mene larki ko propose kiya
And wo maan
gyi
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Phr neend khul gyi Meri 😀

>”Me Jis Ko Choom lon Ik Baar Osay Apna Bana leta Hon…
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>”Na Jane Meri Muhabat Se Q Darte Hein Ye log….
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@ @ ))))))))>-
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“Dengue Machar” Lahore Mai Interview Dety Huay Ro Para…

Arz kiya hai
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Cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla
paiya na ho .
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wah wah
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cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla paiya na ho
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or
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ladki patao aisi
jiska koi bhaiya na ho

Very True Lines…
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
K
Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA….:-)

Special informaion..!

Aj Raat Chand ko Mat Dekhiye Ga…!
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Warna
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Apko Meri yad Ajayegi

(‘.’)/ choty pani lao
<()yaha kuch jal //rha h :-D

Sare Ameer baap ke beton ka ek hi
problem hota hai.. .
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Unko ye nahi pata hota hai ki unke
baap kaun hain,
hamesha bolte rehte hain ki tujhe
pata hai mera baap kaun hain…