Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Mr. CHIPS

Mr. CHIPS:
Dear Katherine!
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Me tmhary begair zinda nai reh skta
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Me tmse bht pyar krta hn
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Jbsy tmhen us mountain py cycling krty dekha h
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Mery dil k guitar bjny lgy hn
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Tm bht khubsurat ho.
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Me tmhara Brookfield k samny,
Mrs. Wicket k ghr py walnut cake or tea
k sath initzar kr rha hn…
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Plz ajao or mera pyar accept kro!
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Enni G gal c ty 18-chapter likh ditty saly ny…!!
Muhabataan tuadian,,
ty suppliyaan saadiaan…:-P

Student

Madam:Agr Koi School Ke Samne
Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya
Karoge?
Student:1-2 min Dekhenge
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Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek
Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh
Denge!

GoLdEn WoRdS

GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho
UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu�
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LaNaT HaI Tm Pe ;->

3G ho ya 4G…

3G ho ya 4G…
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kamyabi to sirf G G mein hy…
G Sir,
G sahab,
G sarkar,
G boss…!
G Begum
G Jaan …

Zubaida Apa K Totky – Funny SMS

Do Dost Jungle Mein Ghoom rahe Thy
Achanak Shair Nikal Aya, Aik Dost
Jhat Sy Darakht Per Cherh Gaya,
Dosra Sans Rok K Darakht K Nechy
Lyt Gaya, Shair Kareeb Aya Or Bola,
Na Putter Na Yahan Per Zubaida Apa
K Totky Nahe Chalty. 🙂

Oh Bechari Lerki Uffff..

Lerki: Ya Jo Samny Lerka Betha hai
Muje Aik Ghanty sy Pareshan Kr raha
Hai.
Waiter: Lerkin Wo to Ap Ki terf Dekh
Hi Nahi Raha.
Lerki: Ya he to Pareshani Hai 🙂

Very Funny Urdu SMS for Girls

Boyfriend Ny Apni Girlfriend Sy Kaha!!
Tum Muje Kitna Pyar Krti Ho?
Girlfriend: Aarz Krti Ho!
Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Sy Zeyada
Samjha Hai Jise Khud Sy Zeyada
Bherosa Hai Jis Pe Sub Sy Zeyada
Tu He Hai Wo Haram Zeyada 😀 Hor Phoch

2 Tariqy Hain…

Dunia ko tension dyny k 2 assan tariqy hain…
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1.kabi kisi ko pori bat na batio ….
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😛 😛

2014 ki pehil Bezti Mubark Ho….

“Ufff Sardi”
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Jab Uper likha hy ke
Srdi Hai to Nechy Konsa
Heater Laga Hy jo Dekh Rhy Ho.
2014 ki pehil Bezti Mubark Ho….

Ponston Hoti ha

Sachi Mohabbat Bezuban hoti
Ha.
Ye To Aankon Sy bhyan hoti
ha
Mohabat me agr Dard Miley
to kya howa Dard K liye
ponston Hoti ha 😛

Ak larki ki shadi thi,

Ak larki ki shadi thi,
sarey mehman aa chukey they..
baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat nhi aai,
mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko dil ka dora parr gaya..
aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa shadi waley tent m
dakhil hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
“mubarak ho,dulhey ki car ko
CNG mil gai”.

Wo Dost he kia

Wo Dost he kia
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Jo Kamina Na Ho

Fir wekho kivy shugal lagda ay

Kia apki life bht boring Hy to Type kijiye

I loveapne lover ka naam

Or

bhej dijiye apne abu ke number Pr…
Fir wekho kivy shugal lagda ay 😉