Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Teacher Pappu sy: Jawani or Burhapy me keya difference hai?
Pappu masomiyat sy: Miss wo jawani me mobile me hasino
k number hoty hain or burhapy me hakimo k. 😀

Uncle Bachy sy: Aagy ka keya plan hai
Bacha: Bus Ap k jaty he nashty ki terali
per totny ka program hai. 🙂

Good News for Pakistan.!!
ICC ne Haliya World Cup me Pak vs India Match
k Doran Umer Akmal ko Ghalat Out Denay per
Pak vs India Match Dobara Khilany ka Elan kar dia hai
or ye Match 30 Feb ko Khela Jaye Ga….!!!!
World Cup 2015 🙂

Ajeeb zamana a gaya hai Ab tou “Sim” ko b

“MATRIC” karwana zarori hai.
Wo b “BIO” me :*
🙂 🙁

Pakistan Zinda Bad.
🙂

Pakistani Team to Haar Gayi Lekin
Dekho Kahin tum bhi Mujhe Haar na Jaana!!
Cricket World Cup 2015

Larki: Valentine Day qareeb hai, Tum mujhe kya gift do g
Larka Tumhe kya chahye
Larki: 1 Ring
Larka: Theek hai myn Ring don ga
lekin Phone mat uthana warna balance cut jaye ga!
:*

Faqeer: 10 rupy dy do sahab chay peon ga.
Admi: chay to 5 rupy ki ati hai.
Faqeer: Girlfriend bhi peay ge.
Admi: faqeer ny bhi girlfriend bana li?
Faqeer: Nahi sahab, girlfriend ny faqeer bana dea.

son to his father while he was filling an application form.
Son: Papa mother tongue keya likhu?
Father: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable.

Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.

1 larki ne shadi krne se inkar kr dia,
Maa: Beti maan jao, bohot shareef lerka hai.

Larki: Ammi Jitna B Shareef ho
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Mgr ‘Emmar’!
Jasa to nai ho sakta na..!
(‘,’)/
<)) _??_ Choty pani daal oy jaldi koi jal raha he

KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,

BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,

JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-)

TIPU SuLTAN kaun tha?

Son:
Pata Nahi!

Mother:
Padhi pe dhyan Do

Son:
CHINKY AUNTY kaun hai?

Mother:
Pata Nahi.

Son:
Papa Pe Dhyan Do….

judge:

Aap limit cross kar rahe hain!

Vakeel:

Kaun saala aisa kehta hain?

Judge:

Aapki himmat kaise hui aisa kahne
ki

Vakeel:

Sir,Maine kaha Kaun sa”LAW”aisa kahta ha???