Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.

Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.
Lady : Sir I no speak English.
Dr. : Try please.
Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.

Galileo used 2 study in small lamp,
Graham bell used 2 study in candle,
shakespear used 2 study in stret lite.
Mujhe samaj mein nahi aata..
sale din mein jakh marte the kya?

1 Mara hua aadmi,
Ghar se gayab,
Kaise hua?
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Janneke liye dekhiye,
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C.I.D.

Mujse koi galti ho
gayi hai kya?
Pichle 1 hafte se
mujhe ignore kar rahe ho.
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plz
aisa mat karo..
tumhara pyara..
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“SABUN”
PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.

To be is to Do.
-Socrates
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To do is to Be.
-Plato
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Do be do BE do.
-Scooby Doo

Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye.
Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki.
Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole:
“Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.”
Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.

Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo**

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!

Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho..
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thoda aur aage…
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nahi dikhi
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HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.

Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!

Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija
Hoon zaroor, magar,
Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija

What will a guy sing after he gets a proposal from a rich girl?
Agar tum mil jao “Kamana chor denge hum!”