Yeh ladki…
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Uffff…
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Ya allah…
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ItnI sundar…
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Haye…
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ItnI smart…
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Oye hoye…
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ItnI mast…
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Haye main mar janwan…
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ItnI cute…
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Itni IntellIgent…
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ItnI lovable…
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Aur kItnI sweet hai….
“STATUARY WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd kalpnik hai. Inka wastwik duniya se koi sambandh nahi hai. Kripya aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi,
Par kabhi socha na tha ki,
Surprise me kambakht apna “husband” bhi saath layegi!!
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…Life_after_11_pm@yahoo.co.in
Khubsurat ladkiyon se bhari train ko kya kahenge…?
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Maalgadi..!!!
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh rakhne ka,
Agar phir bhi white nahi hue,
Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
Life of a college student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, mood nahi.
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar
Sab do din ke masti hai
Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam
Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
A fool looks in miror & thinks: Isko kahi dekha hai!
After a while he remembers: Yeh toh wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath khada hai!
6 Inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Zyadaa mota bhi nahi hai.
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2 Larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai toh bolo?
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Full time masti
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Non stop fun
Mera
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LG kg195 Moblie.
Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,
pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Brush aur Paste sath rakhna.
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare.
Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare,
Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.
Lady: Rahul mera bhai tha.
Daya: Kya Rahul Tmhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Ha… Rahul Mera bhai tha.
ACP: Rahul Such Me Tumhara Bhai tha?
Lady: Ha sir.. Wo mera bhai tha.
Abhijeet: My g0d…!
Is Ka matlb…
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Tm Rahul Ki Behan ho?? 😀