Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Yar ek number hy, is
pe cal kr k pta kro k yay kn hy?
kuch kahe to 2,,4 suna bhe dyna.
Sala apny ap ko police wala kehta hy.

Number yay hy.
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.
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“15”
😉

Q dil tum se milna chahte hy?
Q dil tum ko dykhana chahta hy?
Q dil tum se bt krna chahta hy?

QK

“Dil to bacha hy g”

or Bacho ko cartoon pasand hen..;-)

police wala: “Mian ne tumhen haath dya tha,
tou tum ruky kyu nheen?”
Sardar Driver:”O Jee! Main samjha k aap muje salam kr rahein hy”
🙂 😀

Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi…

Arz kiya hai…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!

Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ?
Socho…………
Socho……….
Nahi Maloom…………..!!!!
Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!

Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai?
Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade to note bheeg jayenge.

Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the.
Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge.
Are main tumhare nahi
Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur
A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..

Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

Kal papa kue me gir gaye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahe the.
Ab kaise hai?
Teek hi honge, raat se koi se koi awaz nahi ayi.

1990’s girl:Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami: Ni Beshrm log
kia kahen gy.
2010’s girl:Can i wear jeans?
Mom:pehn pehn meri bachi Allah ka
wasta kuch to Pehn ley. :-O