Category: Funny Urdu SMS

Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Honay wali
Bahao… 😀

Yar Tumhare Number ka
Keya Problem hy?
Me ne abi call ki tou
operator boli

Welcome 2 Jungle
ap Ka Matloba Bandar
Darakht se UltaLatka Hua Hy plz
Try Later,
🙂

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
🙂 :-O

Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.
Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!

Jaani Jaani Ji Abba,
Shakkar khare potte…nai bawa,
Jhoot bolra re,
Muh khol re haramzadi…ha haa haaa

Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling!

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

“Loffer” or “offer”
mein keya ferq hy?

agr koi lerka kise lerki ko
propose kare to “loffer”.

agr koi lerki kise lerka ko
propose kare to “offer”.

Had hogae yar.. 😛

Ek SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sab SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera ek sms,
sub k Mobile ki shan hota hay mera ek SMS,
har kisi ki inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera ek SMS.
:-*

Try dis
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.
Ab uska jahaz bana ke hawa main urao;-)

Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.
Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???
🙂

An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.