Category: Insult SMS

Data Sahab K Mazar Pe Aaj.,.,

Data Sahab K Mazar Pe
Aaj Rat 3 Baje Pizza
Or Chicken Burgar Batyn
Gy.
Yay Bat Kesi Or Ko Pata
Na Chaly,
Q K Yay SMS Sirf V.I.P
Faqeeron Ko Kia Ja raha
Hai.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.,.,,

HaHaHahahahahaha!
HaHahahahahha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Ha!
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Awain Bethay Bethay
Ap Ki Shakal Yad Aagae!
Oh My God.
Haha! Hahaha 😀

Mobile To Tu Ab Bhi.,.,

Aye Dost!
.
Teri Taaleem,
.
Degrees,
.
&
.
Likhna / Perhna,
.
.
.
.
.
Kis Kaam Ka?
.
Mobile To Tu Ab
Bhi ‘Angoothay'(Thumb)
Hi Sy Use Karta Hai.
🙂

Dosti” ka sara kam.,.,

Dosti” ka sara kam
mujhe hi karna parta
hai.

“Miss” B main karun,

“Care” B me karun,

“Wish” B me karun,

“Good Morning” B

“Good Night” B

“Hello” B

“Hay” B

“Call” B

“Sms” B

Chalo ab 1 kam
aap B kar do.

1 sweet c “smile” De do

😀

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(@ .. @)
(<....>)
Oye teri kheir,,
dra E dita E.

Bhayanak pait dard ki .,.,

Bhayanak pait dard ki
wajh se doctors ko imran
hashmi ka operation karna pra
.,
and u know what they found..??..
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.
.
.. 5kg LIPSTIC.. 🙂

Wo gali se guzar rahi thi.,.,

Wo gali se guzar rahi thi,
Mai ne us k qadmon k nishan
choom liye,
Wo hamay ghar ai or boli,

“Masi!Tovada munda mitti
khanda ae”:-)
(‘,’) LO KAR
/)(\ LO
.!L

Usay pehli br main ny Bus me.,.,

Usay pehli br main ny Bus me
dekha tha,
Wo mere samny wali seat pr
bethi thi,
Wo br br mujy ser se pao tk
dekh rhi thi,
Akhri us ne mujy ishara kya,
Me moqa dekh us k pas gya or
ahista se poocha
G Farmaye,

Usne sharmaty hue kaha.
Bhai aap ne shalwar ulti
pehni hoee he.

<(“.) O ShiT
..))\_   yar ay ki
..jL     ho gya.

Chand Nikalta Hai Her .,.,

Chand Nikalta Hai Her
Sham K Bad

Suraj Nikalta Hai Her
Raat K Bad

Dekho!
Aaj Tum Gher Sy Mat
Nikalna!
Werna Log Kahygyn
Mendak Nikal Aya
Barsaat K Baad 😉

Her Koi Phochta Hai.,.,

Her Koi Phochta Hai
Tum Sub Ko SMS
Bhejte Ho Keya Milta
Hai?
Main Ny Kaha: Dena
Lena To Karobar Hai
Jo Dekar Kuch Na Paye
Yehi To Pyar Hai.
I LOVE YOU All MUFT
KHORO 😉