Category: Insult SMS

70% Girls sweet hoti
hein.
75% Beautiful,
85% Intelligent,
90% Masoom,
And
100% Piyari hoti
heni,
KUl mila kar.
70+75+85+90+
100=Sab ki sab 420
hoti hein.,.;-(

SMS Magic Aap Ko
Pujabi Ka 1 Lafz
Bhejta Hoon.
Jise Aap Aage Se
Parho Ya Pichhe Se,

Aap Ko Mera Hi Naam
Dikhai Dega.
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……”Abba”……..

Hai Na MAgic Puttar G.

Larka (Burqay Wali Ko
Chyrty Howy)

Jahan Sabzi Wahan Dalda
Kesi Ho Meri Khalda

Burqay Wali: Ghor Sy
Dekh Manhoos Na Dalda
Na Khalda Main Hon Tere
Walda.. 😉

Meri Her Khata Ko Maaf
Kar Dena Yay Soch Kr
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“A DOST”
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K Tusi Aap V Koi Haaji
Nahi O..
(‘,’)
<)(> G!
_/\_

Ap Ko Meri Kon C Aadat
Zehr Lagti Hy?….

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Reply

Krne Ki Koi
Zarorat Nahi,

Pehly Apni Adatein
Theek Karein…

Us K Hath Per Apna
NAAM Dykha To Bohot
Khush Hua

DOST

Wo Bary Masoom Sy
Lehjay Mein Bole
Tery “Hum NAAM Aur
B Hain”

Sher Sherni Ko Kiss
Karne Laga Sherni Ny
Roka Or Idher Udher
Dekhne Lagi.

Sher: Keya Howa?

Sherni: Dekh Rahi Hn
Aas Pas Wo Manhus
National Geographic
Waley To Nahi Hain.

Wo Khubsorat Eyes

Wo Masoom Sa Face

Wo Attractive Personality

Wo Intelligent Mind

Yad Hy?

Main Ab Bhi Wysa Hi Hon,

Tum Apni Sunao Gobi K
Mun Waly Kesy Ho?

Number choose karen 1 se 10
tak aur
Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki
personality kesi hy..
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Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do…
Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.
😉

Wo “Tujhe” door se dekh k
apna DOPPTTA sambhal leti
hai,

WAH WAH

Main hairan ho k wo itni door
se bhi kanjar pehchan leti hain.
🙂
Ab bolo wah wah
hahahaha…

1 Badshah ki 2 betiayan thi
1st ka naam “MAINBOS”

2nd ka naam “RIKA”

in dono naam ko ayk sath parho
Guarented aap k chehre pe smile
ajaegi 🙂

Try its really a MAGIC 🙂

Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Karachi mai aik road hai?

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Bandar Road… ;->

Behbod-e-Abadi
Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga

Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr us k sms band krden gy

apka kai din say koi sms nhi aya

Lgta hi Teka lag gya