Category: Load Shedding SMS

‘Indian girl:
Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush
rekhe or boht pyar kare
Or tum?
Pakistani girl:
Main to us se shadi karungi jis k ghar
UPS laga ho’

‘Hamare muzafaat mein WAPDA walon ko
gaalian dene ka waqt hua chahta hai.

Baqi mukamat k log apne apne maqami
waqt k mutabiq galian den.!
Shukria,’

‘Meri subha ko nikhaar do

Meri sham ko sanwaar do

Meri raat ko qaraar do

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Mujhy U.P.S udhaar do……
Mujhy U.P.S udhaar do…..:-‘

Mere sapno ki raani kab aaye gi tu…!
\(‘,’)
) (/
_//_
Aai rut Mastani kab
aaye gi tu……

Beeti jae zindagani kab aaye gi tu……

Chali aa tu chali aa
(‘,’)
—-) (—–
_/ /_

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Tum nahin yaar
‘LIGHT’ ki baat kr raha hoon!!!’

‘”Chand aur main”

“Dono ka aik sa MUQADDAR”

“Wo falak pe TANHA”

“Main zameen pe tanha”

“Wo roshni mangay

SURAJ sey”

“Aur main WAPDA
sey”..’

‘Open with love…..

Kuch kehna hai
AAP SE,

WOhi bat jo dil ko chhu jaey,

Buss
Wohi
3 LAFZ.

LIGHT Hai kia? :)’

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_|_, |
| |Mom bati
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GIFT 4U
Load sheding
Me
Jala
Lena
Q k
Hum
Ap
Ki
Zindgi
Me
Andhera
Nahi
Deksakty’

‘Mery sapno ki raani kab Aaye gi tu…!
\(‘,’)
) (/
_//_
aai rut Mastani kab
aaye gi tu……

beeti jae zindagani kab aaye gi tu……

chali aa tu chali aa
(‘,’)
o—-) (—–o
_/ /_

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.
tum nahi yaar

‘LIGHT’ ki baat kar raha hon’

‘O WAPDA walo…
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Anni deyo mobile te charge kr lan deya karo..
(‘_’) Bachi Gusa kr
‘| | gai yar kendi
! ! gal nai krda.’

‘Phir Say Niklay Hain Hum Roshni Ki Talash Main

Dost

Dua Karna Is Baar Kisi Taar Main Current Mil Jaye

(‘,’)/ Oye sb se oper chack kr
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‘America main bed se takiye uthaaen to Dolar nazar atay hain.

India main bed se takiye uthaaen to Cinema tickets
nazar atay hain.

Or

Pakistan main bed se takiye uthaaen to hath walay
pankhay nazar atay hain…

Lo phir light gai!
\(‘.’) oye mera
/”/\ pankha
_/_/ tonay to nhi liya….’

Tum sy aik bat karni hai yar plz naraz mat hona

agr bura lagy to maff kar dena,

buhat bar socha tum sy bol don lekin hemat nai kr paya

soch soch kr pareshan ho gya hun ,

aj himat jota kr poch raha hon jawab zaror dena
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plz ye bta do k…

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Ap ki “LIGHT” Hai’

‘Arz kiya hai:
Dekho wapda walon,
baat hai bilkul saadi,
Daikho wapda walon,
baat hai bilkul saadi,
Jitna kro ge andhera,
Utni brhay gi “AaBADi”;-)’

”*. . .Jab ksi time insan forward ya awaeein msgs
karna shuru karde tu samajh jao k.,

.Usky ghr lite chali gai he. . .* ;-)’