Category: Load Shedding SMS

‘Raat Aksar Hum Sey Yeh Sawaal Karti Hay..
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Kon Hay Teray DIL Mein Jo Tujhay Sonay Naheen Deta..
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Aur Hamaarey Dil sey Aawaaz Aati hay
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“Load Shedding”‘

DEKHO ÁNDHERÁ KITNÁ SÚHÁNÁ HÁI,
YE LOÁD SHÁDING KÁ ZÁ?ÁNÁ HÁI,
KÁR DO EK ÁÁCHÁ SÁ S?S ßÁLÁNCE ßÁCHÁ ßÁCHÁ K KÁYÁ TÚ?
NÁ “Ú.?.S” LÁGWÁNÁ HÁI.

~~?NÁYÁß SÚNNIYÁRÁ?~~
~~?LÁHORE?~~

Pehle log suraj dekh k waqt ka andaza lagate the

Phr ghari dekh k andaza lagane lage

Phr PTV or digar channels k miyari wqt se apna time set krne lage

Or aaj k log kehte hen

Light chali gai matlab 11 baj gaye
Light aa gayi, matlab 2 ghante ho gaye
we love KESC 4 changes our life style.’

‘Ye message itna phelao k ALTAF BHAI tak pohoch jaye.
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BHAI k.e.s.c walo ne aap ko gali baki he or bol rahe hen
ham to loadshedding karin ge wo mota kia ukhar ly ga.

BHAI action lo na is bat pe’

In Year 2015
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Wo Dekho!
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Ami
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Abbu
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.Bhaya
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Baji
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Jaldi Aao
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Wo Dekhain
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Us Ghar Me Light Hay…=D’

yahi aarzu hay meri……..

yehi ilteja hai yarooo……..

jidhar wapda walay milen lamyan pa
k litar maro’…’

Amazing Truth
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Agar Aap Ko Kisi K Bhi
Lagatar Msgs Aa Rahe Hyn
Tou Samajh Le’n K
Us Ki Light Gayi Hui Hy …

‘Kabhi Karachi bi

“CITY OF LIGHTS”
Kehlata tha.

Magar

Be-intiha Load Shedding ke baad is ka naam

“CITY OFF LIGHT”

Ho gaya hai. 😮 :'(‘

‘Aao baten karen.

Light chali gae hai
Light agaye hai
Light jane vali hai
Light ane vali hai
Light nahi aye
Light nahi gaye
Light ja bhe sakti hai
Light aa bhe sakti hai
Light dim hai
Light tez hai
Light aa kiun nahi rahe?
Light jaa kiun nahi rahe.

Okay bye,
aap se baten kar k bohat maza aya. ;-)’

‘Dear Customer
Ab “wapda”
LayA aap k liay Nya Awami Pkg,
“5 Ka 55?

Yani hr ghAnta 5 mint Light istimal karian
Aur 55 minut tak bijli ki shandaar bachat hasil karen
Who bi Bilkul mufft,
Aur sath hi
1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat,
2- TV na dekhne se gunahon ki bachat,
3- Bijli jane pr sabar karne se! Saabreen main shumaar,
4- Bijli aane par Allah ka shukar ada karne se shakireen main shumaar,
who bhi har ghante,
Yani jannat main jane k beshumar muwaqe who bhi har jaga.
“wapda”
“Tum hi to ho.
Ye offer pakistan main umar bhar k liay ha’

Is-thaveal, Loadshading me tamam wapda,
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Aur”hukmarano”per Beshumar lanat,,

(‘-‘)
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,,, Hun Karo ßand,,,. Thudi A. Di c

1 Bar kuch Larkon Ne EK Buzurg ki Cycle Puncture ki
Or
Bhag Gaye

Buzurg Ne Bad’dua Di Dunia Tum per Lanat kare,
Tum Dunia Se Moun Chupate Phiro,
Zalalat ki Zindagi Milay Tum ko,
Tum Jahan Jao Tumhara Gaaliyon Se Istaqbal Ho

Buzurg ki Dua Qabol Huwi aur
Woh Sab Larky Aaj
WAPDA Mein Mulazim
Hain.

‘Mobile Ka sb se ziada Faeida pakistani quom ne uthaya?

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Ab bathroom me candle lejane ki Zrort nhi Parti’