Category: Pathan SMS

Pathan se kisi ne Pocha:Radio
Or Akhbar me kya farq hy?

Khan:(Boht Sochny k bad Dekho
Yara)

Baat hy Smjhny ki,
Ab Radio me ap Rotiyan to
nhi Lipait skty na?

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….

Teacher to Pathan;
Batao Pakitan ka jhanda
sub se pehle kaha lagaya
gya?

Pathan:
Boht dair Soch ny k bad bola:

Danday pe;-)

Pathan:Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do
Larai Hone Wali Hai.

Peen K Bad

Ek Glass Or Dy
Larai Hone Wali Hy.

Juice Wala:Larai Kb Hogi?

Pathan:Jb Tu Paise MAnge Ga.

‘PATHAN ARMY MA BHRTI HOWA 2 DIN
BAD JANG SHURU HOGAI PATHAN K
HELMET PE GOLI LAGI PATHAN GUN
PHAINK K BHAG GYA OR BOLA

AQALMAND K LIYE ISHARA E KAFI HAI’

Wedding Night…
Pathan Room mai Jatay he ap wife se bola…!
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Gul Bano,
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Bhag mat jana hum PEPSI sath ly kr aya hai…. :

Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha
Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

1 pathan building se gira,

Doctor Ye marr chuka hai,

Pathan achank uth or bola:
Mei zinda hon,

2nd pathan:
Tu leta reh tujhe doctor se
ziada pta hy kya

Jo Eid waly din rozy rakhy wo
sHYtAn hota hy.
OUR
jo rozy my Eid mna ly wo pathan
hota hy.

1 Pathan Doosre Se:
Zara Car Se Bahar Dekhna
K Indicators jal Rahe Hain
Ya Nahi?
Doosra Pathan Bahar Dekh K:
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Haan, Nahi, Haan, Nahi, Haan,
Nahi, Haan, Nahi.

Pathan khouf zadda ho k
bemar hgya,
kisi ne poch khan kia
howa hai?

Pathan:-Yara kal hmara
classfelow ka intiqal
hogya,
uska Roll NO.45 tha or
hmara 46 hy.

1 pathan P.C.O gaya or
jaate he shop waaLe ko
3 zordaar thaper maare..

Shop pe Likha tha,,

koi b ptcL number dial
karne se pehle 3 Lagaen.

Geo pathan..

2 Pathans in NEW YORK drinking Hot
dog for the earliest moment.

Pathan1: open the bucks, looks indoors,

believe mortified and asks Pathan2,

“Which component of the dog do you contract?”