Category: Pathan SMS

Pathan larki se:
Mere dil Me a
jao!!!

Girl(ghussay se):
“CHAPPAL utaroon
kia??”
Pathan:
“Pagli aisy hi aa
jao Masjid thori
hy…..!

Pathan ki maa ki death ho gai,
ek sal bad pathan ka baap America
se wapis aya, Us ne pocha teri maa
kahan he,
Pathan bola:- Wo to pichlay sal hi mar gai thi,
Baap:- Ronay laga or bola Kuttay,
Kaminay
tu ne mujhe bataya q nahi,

Pathan bola.
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Mein ne socha surprise don ga.:-

1 pathan dosry pathan sy:
(mayosi k sath)

Sab log hamain pagal bewaqof
q kehty hain?

2nd Pathan:
“Tu dafa kr yar,

Ye le
“TANG”
or LasSi bana.

Pathan,
Agar mere Hath Mein
Hukumat ho to Main MuLK ki
Taqdeer badaL badL doon,
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to
Badal Lo,subha se meri pehn
K ghom rahe ho.

1st pathan :
O yara Bike q tez krdi.
2nd pathan:
Break fail ho gya ha is se
Pehle accident ho jai jaldi
Se ghar phuch jate hen.
Good!
Or tez,or tez!

Pathan Dukandar Se:
Miswak Hai….?
Dukandar: Nahi Hai
2nd Din Phr Pathan
Miswak Hai….?
Dukandar: Nahi Hai
3rd Din Phr Pathan
Miswak Hai….?
Dukandar: Nahi Hai
Aur Agr Ab aya Tu
Goli Mar Don Ga..

Next Day Pathan Phr
Aya Aur Bola…
Pistol Hai…?
Dukandar:Nahi Hai

Pathan: Acha Tu Phr
Miswak Hai…

1 pathan ne 1 bache ko
aghwa kr lia.
pri os py 1 sticker laga
k gher bejh dia.
jis py likha tha 10 lakh
rupe kal pul k neche
bhijwa do.
or bacha lay lo..2sre
din pathan pul k neche
gya to usy pese mil gye.
or sath sticker py likha tha:
khuda Qasam pese ka gham nai.
Gham is bat ka hy k KHAN ne KHAN
ko luta

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Hum
3 Bivi Badal Chuka Hy Lekin
Aulaad Nae Hota.

Doctor: “Khan Sahab” Bivi
Nae “Side” Badlo.

Pathan:Sar k baal jaldi
safaid hote hen neechy
k Q nhi?

2nd pathan:Q k neechy k
baal sar k baal se 13 saal
chote hote hen!

Has mat 4Wd kr market men
new hy

Pathan.k andar jin chala
gya

3 din baad jin khud aik
Aalim k pas gya or bola:

BAba G!
Thwadi meharbani menu bahar
kad dyo hun hor
‘Naswar’nai khadi jandi.

Pathan: I Am Goning
Ka Keya Matlab Hota
Hai?

Sardar Main Ja Raha Hun..

Pathan: Aise To Tera Baap
Bhi Nahi Ja Sakta Pehlay
Matlab Bata.

Pathan Galti Sy Samunder
Mein Gir Gaya…
Doobte Doobte Us k Hath
Mein Machli Aayi…
Pathan Ny Usay Pakar Kar
Bahar Pheinka Aur Bola
Ja Tu Toh Apni Jan Bacha
Le… 😉

Pathan ko doctor ne E.C.G krwane ko kaha,
Pathan Lab phoncha to test ka naam bhool
gya.thori dair sochne k ba’d kehne lga,

“Bhai jan!
Hum ko C.N.G. pe kardo..
😀