Category: Pathan SMS

Pathan ka khota Gum hogya
Wo khushi Me nachne Lga

1 Admi Ne pocha is mein
khushi ki kia baat hy?

Pathan: o yara agr hum
khota pe betha Hota To
Hm b Gum ho jata. 😉

1 naya naya tableeghi pathan
tableegh say wapis aaya to
apni Bivi ko maarnay Laga.

Dost ny puchha:
Isay Q Maar Ray ho?

Pathan Bola:
Ye Daarhi nai rakhti.

Dost nay kaha k bewaqoof ,
aurton ki daarhi nai aati.

Pathan:oye mujhay pata hai,
magar ye “IRADA” to karay.. 😀

Pathan:
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho
to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle ApNi Shalwar to badal
Lo, Subha se meri pehn k ghom rahay
ho. 🙂

1 Pathan Apni Shadi pe Udas
tha kisi ne Pucha kiya Bat He

Pathan
Mere Susraal walo ne Barat me
Kum Log lany ka Kaha He

Pata nhi Abba Mujhe le k
jaenge ya nhi? 😀

pathan: Doctor sb.”Awaaz Sunai
Deti Hy Lekin Aadmi Dikhai Nhi
Deta. 🙂

Doctor: Aesa Kb Hota Hai.?
pathan: Phone Krte WaqT.:-D
Doctor: lakh lant ee…..

Pathan servis shoes ki dukan py:
Bari guaranti dandy o juti ne tay
2 din v nai kaday

Dukandar :
Huwa kya hai?

Pathan: chuki gai a.

Ek Pathan Cooking Oil Se
Naha Kr Date Par Gaya

Larki Ne Pucha Tum Oil Se
Kyon Naha Kr Aey?

Pathan
HUM Ny T.V me Suna hai
Har Cheez MEZAN Men Achi
lagti hy. 🙂 😀

Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath
mein Lekar Naach Raha tha.

2nd Khan:
O Khocha Ye Kya Karti Hai…?

Pathan:
BREAK DANCE.. 😉

Pathan f-16 land kr k bahir
nikla or staff se kehne lga:

Yara aj humne india k 2 jahaz
or 3 tank tabah kr deay hain,
.
.
.
.
Staff me se 1 foji bola:
.
.
Very good !
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.
.
Bus 1 ghalti hogyi apse
Pathan: Wo kya?
Foji: Ap ne jahaz b India me
he land kr diya hai 😉

PAA LO LAMIYAAN , 😀

Zindagi ki race me hamesha
ye soch k bhago,

K,

Tum nangay ho

OR,

Peechay sary
Pathan hain,

Phir daikhna jeet tmhari
hogi sirf tmhari..

1 Pathan Aaina Dekh k
sochny lga,

Yar isko kahin dekha
hy’

Thori dair sochny k
baad

“O Teri Khair

ye to wohi hay
jo Mere sath us din
Baal katwa raha tha.

1,Pathan NAMAZ parh rha
tha to dosra us k bare
me kisi ko bta rha tha k
ye bara Namazi or parhezgar
hai.
Pathan NAMAZ tor kr bola:
Isko bolo HUm ne HAJ B kia
Hy.

Pathan Service Shoes
Ki Dukan Py: Bari
Gurantee Daindy O…

Jutti Ny Tay 2 Din V
Nai Kadday

Dukhandar: Sir Huwa
Keya Hai

Pathan: Chukki Gai Ay?
😛