Category: Pathan SMS

Pathan ki 2 Biviyan Larr
pari,
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
2sari boli nai Aaj Monday
Hay.

PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola:
Main kya pagal Hun Jo
juma parh k Aya Hun.,,

1 Pathan apne biwi ko
maar raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha tum isay
Q maar rhay ho ?

pathan:Hakeem ne keya c
….enu

Dwaae kutt k deni aae..

Dost:Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka
saanp dikhane wale hain,

Pathan:Haan par main nahi
dekh paunga,

Dost:kyun?

Patan:Mera TV toh 21 inch ka
hi hai.,..

Aik Pathan Murgion Sy
Bola: Ager Tum Sub Ny
Kal Panch Panch Eggs Na
Deay To Sub Ko MQM K
Haton Wo Hal Krwao Ga
Jo Karachi Ka Ho Raha Hai,

Subha Us Ny Dekha Sub
Ny Panch Panch Eggs Deay
Mgr Aik Ny Sirf Aik Eggs Dea

Pathan: Tum Ny Aak Egg Keyu
Dea ,

Us Ny Kaha Janab Yay Bhi
MQM K Dar Sy Dea Hai.
Wyse Main Murga Hon.

“Ak Pathan telenor ka
defter main dakhil ho
jata he”
“OR”
“Lerki se khta ha”
“I LOVE YOU”
“Lerki:
“Betmeez
Tumhain sherm nhi ati”
“Pathan;
“khana kharab ki bachi
baher likha howa ha ka”
.
.
.
.
*”SUB KEH DO
*”TAk SHOK”*

Pathan raat ko lights
off kar k so raha tha

Achanak ek jugnu aa nikla

Pathan:
.
.
Ye Khudaya
Ye Dingi machar to ham ko
torch le kar doondh raha hy.

Pathan ne aik kawwa
(crow) paala.Wo bht
soft tha.

Batao pathan ne uska
naam kai rakha hoga?

?

Socho?

?
Microsoft.
(My crow soft);

1 Pathan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar:Tum iska sadka utar lo
.
To phir
.
.
.
.
.
.
Phir kya hona tha,Pathan ne murghi
k lye 1″Bakra”sadqa kar diya.

Pathan Ghar Aaya To
Sochne Laga K Aaj Keya
Khas Kaam Karna Tha..

Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha

Raat 3 Baje Yaad Aaya.

O Khudaya “Aj To Jldi
Sona Tha…?” 😀

Breaking News:

Saudi Arab mein
tofan ka khatra.

Poora Peshawar
KHALI:

Pathan ka accident ho gay.

DocTor ne poocha:Khan saab
accident kaisay huwa?

Pathan:Doctor yara ham mor
kaatney laga tha,
aage mor hi nai tha..!’,

1 PAthan se kisi ne pucha k
khan saab, log pathano pe
itne sms q banate hain.

khan saab: Muskura kr kaha
Ye wo log hain jo bachpan ka
ghussa ab utar rahe hein.

Pathan:Khuda ka Shukar hai
k Pakistan 13 August ko
Aazad nahi hua.
Dost(Hairaa hoty huye)
Q?
Pathan phir hum 14
August kese manatay?
Happy 14 August Advance.