Category: Pathan SMS

1 Pathan Interview K Liya
Gaya,

Officer: Tum Kitne Bhai
Behen Ho?

Pathan: 9.

Officer: Un Mein Tumhara
Konsa Number Hy?

Pathan:

.
.
Zong Ka. 😉

Pathan Apni Girlfrnd

se :

Mere Dil Main Ek Bat

Hai.

Girl:

keh Do.

pathan:

Ni Mjhy sharam Aati

Hai.

Girl:

Kaho Na !

.

.

.

pathan:

Tumhre pas naswar Hy.

Pathan: Light Nahi Hy To
Kambakht Pankha To Chala
Do.

Biwi: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho
Na?
Aqal To Hy Hi Nahi,Pankha
Chala Diya To Mom-Batti
Bujh Jy ge.. 🙂

1 Pathan Fish Le
K Aaya. Billi Usy
Kha Gae. Pathan Ko
Gusa Aaya, Us Ny Doodh
Wala Patila Utha Kar
Billi K Aagy Rakh Dea
Aur Bola:
Ennu V P Tenu Phulveri (Disease Name)
Nikle..

Teacher Ne Smoking Ka
Nuksan Batane K Liye
1 Keera Smoke Jar Mein
Dala To Wo Mar Gaya.
.
.
Teacher: Ap Ny Keya
Seekha?
.
.
Pathan: Smoking Se Pait
K Keeray Mar Jate Hain.
|D

Sardar: Mujhe jadu sika do!
pathan: Apni pent utar k
jhuk jao.

Pathan: Tujhe ungli mehsos
hui?
Sardar: Haan

Pathan: Dekho mere dono
hath uper hein. 😉

\(‘.’)
..{}> Kamal da Jadu ay..!
..||

Pathan
“Mazar” per bomb rakhty
pakra gya.
Logon ny bohot Maara or
phocha Aesa Q kia?

Pathan ki samajh kuch na
aya to bola “Main ny bomb
rkhny ki manat mangi thi”

1 Pathan puri zindagi
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
OR
Sochte Sochte
mar gaya
.
.
.
.
.
K ager meri behan
k 3 bhai hain to
mere 2 Q hain 😉

Pathan: Meri Biwi itna Mazaq
krti he k kya bataon,

Dost: Kya mazaq krti he?

Pathan: Kal main ghr gya us ki
ankhon per hath rakha wo mazaq
mein boli,

“TUM DOODH WALAY HO NA”

Pathan k ghr bili thi!
Tang A kr usy kahein chor aya,
Ghr aya to bili pehly pohnchi hoe thi,
Pathan Dubara kahin Door chor aya,
Bili phr ghr a gae,
Pathan gsuy mein use bohot dor
chorne gaya,
Wahan sy wife ko call ki,
Bili ghr pohnchi..?
Wife: Han
Pathan: Us kamini sy bol k muje
aa kr ly jy,
Main rasta Bhool gaya hn. 😉

Pathan ny 15 rupy b.v ka sadqa utara or
us mai 85 rupy dal k 100 wala card load
krwaya.
Bivi: ye kya kia?
Pathan:balance mere pas a gaya or
sadqa zardari ko chala gaya.
kon kehta hai pathan bewaqof
hoty hain…! 😉

Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya
Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?”
Khan: Hum patthar se keel thok rahe thay, Hum ko ek admi bola khan apna khopri istemal karo!

Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!