Category: Politics SMS

O WAPDA walo…
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Anni deyo mobile te charge
kr lan deyo.. ;-( :-@

WAPDA MAN:
Bjili Bnd krny ki Niyat:-

Niyat Krta Hon Me 18
Ghante Light Band Karne
Ki Waste Hukomat K Zulm
Ghreeb Awam pr.

Hath Mera Switch Ki Tarf
” O GAI “

Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.

“Real Story”

Keya Pyar Krna Itna Bara
Gunah Ha?
1 Larka Or 1 Larki Ek Dosary
Sy Bohot Pyar Krte Thy…
Larki Baap Ko Pata Chal Gaya
Wo Guhsse Pe Qabu Na Rakh
Saka Or Larki Ko Utha Le Aya,
Or Larki Sy Kaha “Main Tujhe
Aaj Wo Saza Dunga K Ishq
Krney Walon K Liye Nishan-
e-Ibrat Ho Ga”

Usne Larki Ko Zamein Per
Lita K Bijli Sy Chalny Wali
Aari Us Ki Gardan K Pas Kr
K Abhi Chalai Hi Thi K
Achanak…?

LIGHT CHALI GAE
OR
Larki Ny Naara Lagaya
G.E.O Government.

WAPDA waloun maa ki ….
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Azmat ko mera salaam
(‘;’> Aslam-o-
alaekm
/)(
/\ Aunti g;-)
Aidey haramdy bachy jamay jy

1947 Ki Azadi,
1958 Ka Marshal
Law,
1965 Ki Jang,
1971 K Bangladesh
Ki Judai,
1977 Ka Marshal
Law,
1999 K Hangami
Halaat,
2001 Ki Kargal War,
2005 K Zalzalay,
2010 K Silab,

Mehengayi, Bhook,
Pyas Khud Kush Aur
Drone Attacks Mein
Jo Log Ghalti Sy
Zinda Bach Gay Hain

Un Ko

G@@D Night

Suna Hy Janglon Ka Bhi
Koi Dastor Hota Hy.

Suna Hy,

Shair Ka Jb Pait Bhar
Jay To Wo Hamla Nhi Krta

Suna Hy,

Hawa K Taiz Jhonko Mein,

“MENA” Apne Ghr Ko Bhool
K Kawwy K Andon Ko Pairon
Mein Tham Leti Hy.

Suna Hai,

Ghonslay Se Jb Koi Bacha
Giray To Sara Jungle Jaag
Jata Hy

Suna Hai,

Selab aa Jaye To Lakri K
Takhty Per,
Saanp,Cheeta or Bakri Sath
Hotey Hain.

Munsifo,

Mere Mulk Mein Bhi Ab
Jangalon Ka Hi
Koi Dastoor Le Ao.

Kuch Log Jutiyon k Qabil
Hote Hain Jaisa K Aap

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Politician Ko Dekh Lain 🙂

Be Postive Yaar
Apne Liye To Acha Socha Karo!

Wah Re Pakistani Quam
teri qismat..!
Hamare pas Dunia ki

*2sri Barri Namak ki
kaan
*5vi Barri sony ki
kaan
*5vi Baari koily ki
kaan
*7vi Barri Tamby ki
kaan
phir B IMF se Bheek..?

*2sri Bara Dame
*3 Nuclear Reactors
*5 Deriya
Phir B her waqat loght gum!

*6vi Bari Army
*7vi Nuclear power
*No.1 Taqat-wer Army
Phir B Drone Hamlon
Per Khamoshi?

*7vi Bari Chawal ki
pedawar
*8vi Bari Gandum ki
Pedawar
Phir b itni mehngai?

Waja sirf .1

Corrupt Leaders OR
Khamosh Awam

Khuda K Liye Jago
&
Apne Haq k liye bolo
Inqelab l liye tayar ho jao!
If u r true love with pakistan
then
F0rward

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.