Category: Politics SMS

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.