Category: Puzzle/Riddle SMS

Pakistan Ka Asa City Jis

Ko Urdu Mai Likhtay Waqt

15 Nuqtay Dalnay Partay Hain
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Answer : Pak Patan Shareef

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Iss sms main se W X or Z delete karo aik V.I.P SmS milega.

2 2 2 2
2 6 10 14
2 10 26 50
2 14 50 X
Tell what comes in place of X.
Let c your intelligence.
Answer: X=126
Add Up side, Left side and diagonal Number.
In case of 6, 2+2+2
In case of 26, 10+6+10
In case of Answer, 50+26+50

Chooze 1 no. then i will tell u k apko apni kis wish k poora hona ka shiddat sy intezar ha…..
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150…
Ans….!
141: Succesful profession
142: Shadi
143: Date wid ur lover
144: Nothing
145: Love in life
146: Rich
147: True lover
148: Childrens
149: Big man
150: Engagement.

I——-YOU? ,khali jga me ap mere lye kia likho gy? in me se select kro,abi apkay dil ki bat ka pata chal jae ga.
111
222
333
444
555
666
777
888
999
000
Ans…………
111=Hate u
.222=Kill u
.333=Miss u
.444=Meet u
555=kiss u.
666=Want u.
777= Wait u.
888= Hit u.
999= i love u
.000=LiKE u.

1 admi apni hr brthday pe ek rupiya jama krta hai
Jb wo 60vi brthday pe khzana torta hai tu us mei 15rupy hoty hain..Q??
Ans…….
29feb date of birth wala admi he,jo har 4saal bad birthday manata he,,
hr 4saal ka rupiya lagao,,jawab 15 aa jaey ga.

I Am the best, I can prove it
I can put coffee in coffee cup
Can u put World in Worldcup??
hahaha
ok 1 more
i can send my number on your cell
can you send your cell on my number?
hooo hoooo
ok 1 more
i can send my address on your mobile
can you send your mobile on my address.
nhi kaha tha only i m the best..
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At a recent school function, 500 people attended and Rs. 500 was collected.
The prices were as follows:
Fathers Rs. 2.00
Mothers Rs. 3.00
Children Rs. 0.48
More mothers than fathers turned up.
How many children were there..?
ANSWER:
375 Children;
70 Mothers and
55 Fathers.

A Woman Bought a Used Car for Rs. 60,000/- and sold it a friend for Rs. 80,000/.
She later bought it back for Rs.. 1,00,000/- and resold it for Rs. 1,20,000/-.
Did she make any profit and if so, how much..?
ANSWER :
At FIRST glance it appears she made a profit of Rs. 20,000, however this is not the case.
She made a total profit of Rs. 40,000/- since she made
Rs. 20,000/- profit each TIME she sold the car.

A man walks into his bathroom
and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive,
with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman
or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?
Answer: He shoots him in the Mirror

1 BADSHAH ne Apny Wazir ko Ek Angoothi di.
Aur kaha k is Ring par ek Aisa Lafz likho, Jis ko main agr Khushi main dekhon to Ghamgeen ho jaon,
Aur Agar Ghum main dekhon to Khush ho jaon.
Ab bataen k Wazir Ring pe kon sa Lafz likhay ga?
Answer :
Vazir Us per Likhega “Maut”
Kyoki Khush Insaan Maut dekh kar Gamgeen ho jayega.
or Gamgeen Insaan maut dekhkar khush ho jayega.

I.Q Test:
Mother’s Name is
SIXTY TWO
Son’s Name is
FIFTY TWO
Daughter’s Name is
FORTY TWO
What is Name of Father?
Answer: TWO (Because Fathers Name is attached with all family members.:-)

“andhay”
ki
“murgi”
“behray”
ne chura k kha Lee.
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“goongay”
ne dekh lia.
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Ab batao k goonga andhay ko kaise bataega k behra chor hai ?
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its challenge.
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