Lets see ho much you Know about my Self..!!
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Q # 1) My Birthday?
Q # 2) What word i say most?
Q # 3) I Love?
Q # 4) My Bad Habits?
Q # 5) My Quality that attracts you?
Q # 6) Best Part of my Face?
Q # 7) My Best Friends?
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Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I shall Tell U..
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ANSWERS:
1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho
2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga
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3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti
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4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat
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5: Aj to meri kher nai
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6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga
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7: Hansi a rhe hy
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8: Allah kre movie achi aye
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9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae
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10: Rona a rha hy
Test ur IQ
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If
5 + 3 = 28
9 + 1 = 810
8 + 6 = 214
5 + 4 = 19
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Then
7 + 2 = ?? U hav 2 mints
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman”s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
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Batao Woh Konsa Fruit Hai Jis Main Na CHHILKA Hota Hai Aur Na He BEEJ (SEED).
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Answer Me Quickly.
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Answer: Shehtoot.
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5 Frogs Are Sitting On a Log.
4 Decide To Jump Off.
How many Are Left?
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Still 5 left.
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Moral:
There’s a Lot of Difference Between Deciding and Doing. face-smile.png
Describe Three Parts of Human Body If We Cut Them We do not feel Pain
1) Nails
2) Hairs
3) ……. ??
Guess The Third Part Of Our Body ?
I live in water
if you cut my tail i am a fruit
if you cut my head I am at your door
if you cut both then i am with you all the time?
What is this thing ….
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Answer:
Pearl- lives in water
Pear (cut off tail or “L”) – a fruit
Earl (cut off head, or “P”) – at your door
Ear (cut of both P & L)- you have an ear that is with you
Is the statement ‘this statement is false’ true or false?
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Answer:
“This statement is false.” is known as a liar’s paradox. It is an illustration of inherent flaws in logic.
Q: What do you think ; can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
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Answer: Yes, because the Empire State Building can not jump
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How do you call a woman who
looses 90% of her intelligence ??
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Answer:
a widow !!!!!
What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)
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Answer The Eye
I am 5 letter word,
If all the 5 letters are available I am a talent in you,
If you remove my first letter I will die,
if you remove my first 2 letters I will be sick.
Who am I
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The answer is: SKILL