Category: Santa Banta SMS

Waiter:Your Bill Sir

Santa:Take My Card…

Waiter:But Sir,yeh toh aapki
shaadi ka card hai!

Santa:To Phir Baahar kya Mazaak
Me Likha Hai?

ALL Cards Accepted

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein
Ek Minister Aya Hua Tha,
Logo Ne Apne Gaou Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye
Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki.
Santa Bhi Bola: Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye.
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: Par Tumhare Gaou Mein To
Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai.
Santa: To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye.

Santa Ne Ghar Ke Uper Wale Hisse Mein
Paint Kiya Aur Neeche Wale Hisse Mein Likh Diya
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Same As Above

Banta: What Is Difference Between
Coffee Shop and Wine Shop?
Santa: Coffee Shop Is The Starting
Point Of LOVE.
and
Wine Shop Is Ending Point Of LOVE..

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

Santa:
yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,
kya karun?

Banta:
“message sending failed”
likh ke bhej de…

Santa: I’m worried – it’s raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she’ll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That’s what I am worried about!

Santa calls up “White house”.
Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.
Obama: Are you an idiot?
Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?

Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko
bhulane k liye pi raha tha,
uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya 🙂

Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue…
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! 🙂 😛

Waiter: Your Bill Sir !
Santa : Take My Card…
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai !
Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?
“ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”