Banta To Santa: Bahar Kyon Baitha
Hai ?
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Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai
Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha
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Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya
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Banta: Kyon? .
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Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kya ?
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Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki…!!! 😐
Santa opened a Facebook Account,
He posted pics,
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age,
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address…
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Finally, he was confused about
what he can write on ‘Wall’
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After deep thinking he wrote
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“Yaha SuSu Karna Mana Hai”……..!!
Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban
Nu”…
Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa
Nu Gussa Aa Gya,
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere
Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban
Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di
santa or bnta jungLe gye…
vha unke samne sher
aa gya… (^_^)
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To banta ne sher ki aankho me miittii daL dii
OR
bhagne Lga…
OR Santa ko bhi bhagne ko kaha..
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innocent santa:m kyu bhagu…
miittii to tune daLii hai ..
Santa apni bakri ko bus me le jane laga.
Conductor ne mana kar diya santa bakri
ko burkha pehna k bus me le gaya aur
conductor se bola:ye meri nani hai
budhape k karan jhuk gayi hai …
thodi der baad bakri ne potty kar di..
pass baitha Banta chillya oye teri
nani ki rudraksh ki maala toot gayi… 😀
Girl to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum
muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon
nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-
shuda aurton ka.
Santa Radio lekar potty Karne gya
Banta-Aaj toh maze se ki hogi?
Santa Khak maze se ki, Radio par
jan-gan-man aa gaya,Khade-Khade krni padi
🙂
Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ?
Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain
One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.
Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?
He said… “Ah Ah Ah….I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me..”
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.