Category: Santa Banta SMS

Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya,
Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha.
Santa dekh kar bola,
Yeh lo chalega kaise, sala singer toh mar gaya hai.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat!

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
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A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai?
Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.

Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun?
Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!

Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.

Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”

Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!

Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai?
Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour.

Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba!
Santa: Tamatar khao.
Bhikari: Roti do baba!
Santa: Tamatar khao!
Bhikari: Chalo tamatar hi khila do!
Santa ki wife: Yeh totle hai, keh rahe hai kamakar khao.

Q: Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering?
A: The noise gave him a headache.